Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Are They The Hottest Blondes

May 23, 2013 Seattle 5 7,448 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, somebody needs to give these girls a reality check!! They are constantly posting pictures on twitter, fb, and Instagram of their fugly selves with conceded captions like “prettiest blondes out there” or “sexy tan and blonde”.  They call themselves “barbies” and they seem to think they are the best and hottest girls around. It’s one to act cocky, but to straight up post captions like “the hottest girls you’ll meet” or “twin beach barbies” or “sexiest blondes” is pathetic. The little one has PEE YELLOW (not blonde) hair with black roots and looks like a crazy whore who needs braces. There must be a reason the other girl never shows her teeth in her pictures. Get over yourself girls. Nobody cares and you are NOT the hottest blondes or even close to the prettiest.

What am I looking at?- nik



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Are You Sure

May 20, 2013 Seattle 9 8,609 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you commended her for her ITG. You want to reconsider that one, sir? Carly got a lot of love on the last post for her “push your ass out to thin the cellulite and lengthen the ITG” pose. Here’s some more authentic pics. Look at that gunt in the crossfit pic! And look at that “beautiful” face. Carly Avery = waste of life FAT twitter hooker. Nik, lets get real and tell it how it is. You’re a man of honor, can you please tell Carly she’s not the beautiful super model she believes herself to be?

It is rough, but you sent pics of her working out (which is working on it).  I win.- nik

Also See: Carly Avery



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My Friend Alex Wilson Needs An Intervention

May 16, 2013 Seattle 43 6,529 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alexandra Wilson needs and intervention. Alex as your friend I have to do this. You are so hot girl, smart and a great person, so stop throwing your life away. Nik, Alex is dating a loser drug dealer who hits on very other girl when she is not around. He even hit on me when she wasn’t in the room trying to set up a 3 way. Sorry Nik but I am just not into the “purple crayon”.  Nik this is an intervention that Alex needs. You can date such a better guy than Monroe drug dealers.

This intervention wont work… the drugs are too strong.- nik



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Deidre Bensch

May 13, 2013 Seattle 5 6,759 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: PUT THIS BITCH ON BLAST NICK. This gutter roaming gremlin is called a Deidre Bensch and her vag is as fitting as her name.D D D D DUUURTY. We were friends for awhile untill she fucked my boyfriend, his friends (4 to be exact), his cousin, and a co workers boyfriend then stole a bunch of shit at a couple parties. She’s lost any “friends” she had beacause shes a stealing, lying drug addict. She’ll suck anyone off for c*ke/aderall/X/weed and you can find her at raves sometimes (when she’s sucking dick for a ride) getting gang banged for molly.Thank god her daughter got taken from her, even though she plays the “victim” card when she gets drunk or to high and says she’s a “good mom” who “is trying”. The only thing this girl is trying for is Sno ho GutterSlut of The Month. Congrats bitch, you just won all of snoHOE county. ASK SOMEBODY. anyone who comes in contact with this thing needs these warnings: She is a tailgator regular, she’s given 4 dude the **p (can she get a round of applause?), she’ll steal anything she can pawn, & she’s down for ANYTHING if you got the drugs. This troll is the reason antibiotics were invented. if you see this thing RUN. YOU”VE BEEN WARNED.

Some life.- nik



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Eastside’s Biggest Stalker

May 10, 2013 Seattle 1 7,844 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: how is this guy not been on here?!!! This guy has been stalking me and my friends for a long time that it’s come to a point we might have to contact police. My friends are even married and this guy is non stop. Nik put this dead beat dad who cant hold a job on blast for once.

Maybe because of the weak post.  No name, embarrassing pics or story…weak sauce as they say.- nik



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ITG Vs. Box Gaps

May 10, 2013 Seattle, The Dirty 756 93,088 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, big fan DA strong goin on 4 years now. As a women I respect your opinion and find myself constantly seeking your advice and approval. Lately you keep hearing about the ITG everywhere, which is no secret Nik, you started this summers biggest obsession. So my question is, is the ITG really sexier than the box gap?? According to you a proper ITG is 4 fingers wide while the box gap leaves you just a tease through that pretty little heart shape it creates, easily still a 2 finger gap. I never took you as a Pepsi fan Nik but now I think it’s starting to get to your head. You should like your thighs like your +2s…… NO REFUND PLEASE!

Box Gaps are for fat chicks. Why would you want that?- nik



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