Voni Kolbe Lives In A False Reality

April 18, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 12 42,006 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised this girl has not been posted on here yet, everyone meet Voni Kolbe… She is disgusting. As you can see she piles on makeup like nothing and has caterpillars for eyelashes. I don’t think it takes a smart person to realize she wears fake eye lashes and fake hair extensions. She lives in a false reality. She puts everyone down, and thinks she’s the toughest b!tch around.. When she’s 5″5. She loves the attention so if you’re looking for a quick hook up just call her hot and you’ll get it in. As you can see she wears a double push up bra.. Like I said she thinks she’s hot.

You forgot to add the fake nails and fake rat hair.- nik

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Lindsey Greinke

April 15, 2014 Seattle 1 5,854 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl.is certified nutso. shes been posted before with her nudes. first of all this girl does nothing but obsess over that trent shelton douche whos known for being a fake jesus freak just to pull chicks. but the worst part about this girl is she is an ex heroin addict who used while pregnant with her son….u can def tell by how oddly he behaves. she runs some half assed “non profit” org to help addicted teens however its a more than obvious front. her first event she booked trent shelton to speak at who has NOTHING to do with addiction at all she just wanted to fuck him so badly she PAID for him to come out here with her daddies money. not only that but she makes it more than obv that all the money ppl donate goes into HER pocket. RIGHT after her event she all the sudden had cash for crappy looking hair extentions (no linds we know its not vitamins that made ur ginger hair longer) and a pile of seven jeans. she also will post a staus on fb about how broke she is followed by a post with a link to her org where ppl can donate! haha what a con artist! she do SHIT for her son till her was 3-4 cause she was so busy getting high. now she thinks she can lie about her kids dad and gf in court to have him all to herself! this girl.is a real piece of work who calls herself a christian but will fck any and every dude who gives her attention and obsess over everyone. shes the type to be in EVERYONES business on fb even ppl she doesnt know. if she sees and arguement she will immediatly message both ppl giving her annoying.useless opinions. her poor kid probably gets zero attention between her stalking.his dads new gf and her bragging on fb. she is so full of shit too. for example she.posted on fb talking about ppl with bad tattoos when she just got a GIANT seahawks tramp stamp lmao probably so she could get enough attention to jump one of the players bones. long story short this girl has no soul and will medle in your.life till u want to run for your sanity. its true what they say ginger=no soul. dont go to her if u need help as an addict she just wants ur parents $$$$

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Old Bag Myers

April 7, 2014 Seattle 6 6,985 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this MARRIED woMAN of just 7 short months has been screwing around on her poor husband with a guy that has been in a 4 year long relationship for over 2 months. I bet her employer DIAMOND KNOT would be disgusted to know how big of a whore they have working for them. So if you want a super easy fuk, Janelle Myers is your MAN. err i mean woMAN.

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Washington Really Doesn’t Have Models

April 4, 2014 Seattle, Tacoma 29 8,520 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I understand the Dirty Army believes Washington does not have real models. Well they’re right. Here we have Alannah/Lala/Lalanomelo/Ladida/Whatever-Stereotypical-Ghetto-Name She-Thinks-Of, another wannabe living in Tacoma who spends her time getting high all day and going on Twitter tweeting about how ugly every girl is and how every guy wants her. Now don’t let her teenage boy body fool you, she claims to be one of the “realest” models and “sexiest” in the Northwest. All her photos are generic and boring with her signature constipation-face expression, I’m shocked photographers actually waste their time on her. She is on a personal crusade against all the hoes of the world yet this hypocrite won’t ever tell anyone that she was the girl cheating on her man with multiple guys at the same time at parties and having sex in backyards. She also is on YouTube trying to dance half-naked in an outfit that doesn’t do her non-existent curves justice thinking that will get her famous. She constantly brags about how she makes more than everyone who went to college because she is a waitress and that she actually chooses to make a career out of it. Actually, she can’t go anywhere else because she is a felon for committing robbery with a firearm and went to prison for it. You would think most people would be smarter after serving time but she came out more idiotic than before and continues to waste her life trying to become a model as an easy way out. Does she have what it takes, Nik?

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Abraham Issac Seattles most Hated

April 2, 2014 Seattle 5 5,603 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy is Seattles most hated . He thinks he’s a photographer when he takes all his photos with an iPhone . He talks down on the whole fashion community when he wears the same suit every day . He beat up his girlfriend and stole all her stuff when she takes care of his child …. Warning to all don’t work with this loser . He was dishonorably discharged from the army and claims to be disabled yet is in the club every night ! Multiple people have put restraining orders on him !!! He’s now trying to work in Vancouver but little do they know about his dark past ! Let’s expose this jack off !!!!

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Beware of the Scam Rafael Inc

April 1, 2014 Dirty Business, Seattle 40 8,783 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is the infamous couple of “Rafael Inc” – “D7Shots” and “Jewels Fashiontz” – their company motto should be “Building our business on the backs of unpaid suckers, oops we mean models.” They are so gross! I think they took the phrase “sex sells” and ran with it. All their “models” are dressed to look like cheap strippers or someone you would see walking the track looking for a John on Aurora Ave. If you are one of the ladies who is pictured as a model don’t get mad, this post had really nothing to do with you. Not being a hater, just posting for awareness so that you know how you come across to people when you are representing and being represented by these people. This is how they are choosing to represent themselves and by working with them they reflect on you, it is your choice if you want them to represent you. Jocelyn preaches networking and is always offing advice on how to become famous. But where do her credentials come from? What makes her knowledgeable of this industry and why does she think she needs to advise people on how to become famous. She does not know how to make a person famous. Nor does she know how to properly network. For her its finding people who can help her, but there is no return to the favor. There are plenty of people who have worked with these two in the past and have had those bridges burnt. Be warned that these two are not good to work with; they will use you for whatever they can get out of you! I was prompted to post this due to a comment I read regarding the Seattle models (And thought, these poor girls are taking the heat for Jocelyns bad business practices) …. Comment read: “I’m actually really glad that something has finally been said about this group of women and Jocelyn Simos. Jocelyn and her boyfriend/baby daddy Dominic (he’s the photographer) run this “Rafael Inc” which is also formally “D7shots” They know how many wannabe models there are in Seattle. So they take advantage of it by telling women that every body shape and height is fine and sells them on a dream. Nice right? Nope. YOU have to pay THEM for a photoshoot. Yes, you heard me correctly. They have contracts and everything that you have to sign. You’ll get a deal for a certain amount of crappy photoshopped pictures on a disc for a few hundred. Now let’s get to these lingerie fashion shows. If they are not asking YOU to pay THEM, you at least have to sell a certain amount of tickets to your friends to come or else YOU have to PAY them to make up for the tickets that you didn’t sell. They have a contract on that too. You don’t even get to keep the clothes. They get a whole bunch of ugly women and put them in a group of uglier women so they all feel like supermodels. It’s a mess. I do feel bad for them, but it is kind of fun watching the wreck happen.”

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Sahil Sharma

March 31, 2014 Seattle 27 9,558 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: where do i even begin….so this guy named SAHIL SHARMA, his family owns MASALA in northgate…he has money. He thinks hes a pimp, getting girls hooked on drugs, and pimping them on some backpage site, like he was proud. Showed me a pic of my best friend and her post online that he posted. Secondly this guy was my friends friend, and after getting in with the wrong crowd he started robbing people. This guy being invited into my home as a homie decides to rob me of all my savings and took $10 grand, made a police report after knowing it was him nothing was done, fuck the police. Then another incident where he messaged me where i was and i said i wasnt home, thinking he wanted to smoke, and coincidentally i get robbed 10 mins later, to my rooomate calling me saying that our door had been kicked down. This guy took everything my macbook pro, ipad, burberry, glasses even. trashing my whole place clearly looking for more money after the first robbery. Whats more unbelievable was that i knew it was him, and contacted him right after asking where hes at, and right after i said i was there too. then all of a sudden he didnt reply??, not to mention that i set him up and he gave himself up knowing exactly what was taken from my house, and when i told him the police had their suspect and theyre going to jail for 5 years, he called instantly asking all sorts of questions. come on that is beyond guity. whats more disgusting is that he preys on girls, knowing i live on my own with my roomate, and have no family found me as an easy target. Oh and before all that asked me for a thousand dollars like i had it, then when i didnt budge asked for 500 and telling me how hes going to jail cause of my freind and all this. which he should of. I didnt listen to my gut gave him the money to keep out of jail, and made a law abiding contract to pay me back fingerprint and all, and after all that the day he was supposed to go to jail theres a pic of him in vegas with my money….then had the nerve to not pay me back… and they day before he was supposed to was when i got robbed by him and most likely his bestie IAN. I even went to court to get my money and of course he didnt show. I even went to his parents house to tell them what he has done and told me they didnt care if i called the cops. Took 10 grand from his dad, pawned his moms bangles which she had to buy back, and took his sisters michael Kors watch. It just disgust me that hes not in jail rotting preys on girls and how other prisoners should prey on him just him robbing me @ times alone and getting my friend hooked on drugs to sell her he should be locked away for life. but due to our police justice system there is no justice. Only karma. Plz plz if anyone can help me put this man away.

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Just Let Me Roll My Sleeve Up First

March 31, 2014 Cincinnati, Seattle 3 6,164 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,this is Seth Romanowski douche bag king originally from Cincinnati. The guy is total scum. He cheats, lies, and manipulates anyone he can. He is only in it for himself and his dick. Speaking of can you find someone to help roll up his sleeve first? Can’t get lotion on the jacket you know. A total prick that everyone should watch out for.

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