Sadaf Kazemian

October 31, 2014 Seattle, St. Louis 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this isn’t just another rant about some slut, this is pretty disturbing. I met this girl when she was just a FOB, about 6 years ago. Since than, I can not believe the image this girl has created for herself and the life she now embodies. Let me give you a glimpse of the big picture, this girl is a legitamate prostitute. She has multiple men whom pay her for “favors” if you catch my drift. She has fcked a man of every race, all the FOBs in STL but she’s popular with the black community. This girl has gotten paid to have three sums with men she doesn’t even know, and the rumor in STL is that her vagina has a horrible odor and hence why men prefer to give it to her up the ass. This girl is an undercover whore who walks around claiming she loves Jesus, although as you can see she’s no advocate for The Lord. The lowest charecteristic of Sadaf is that she sleeps with married men and aids them in keeping it a secret from their wives. She fucked a 48 year old Indian man in his apartment in ballwin while his 2 year old daughter slept in the other room. My family knows her entire family and she thinks that the Persian community doesn’t know about her and her ways, oh we do, and we’re disgusted. P.S I’m certain she gets all this from her mother since I have heard almost every Persian woman tell the same stories about her mother Leila zenhari, who’s had tons of plastic surgery, nose job, and fat transfer to make her ass the size of a 50 pound ball.

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Luke Morales is Scum

October 28, 2014 Seattle 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want everyone to know to NEVER rent an apartment from The Heights at Bear Creek in Redmond, WA. This company is bankrupt, morally and literally, and they steal from their tenants to cover their losses. I recently moved out of my apartment there and was charged $270 for “melted siding” which I had NOTHING to do with. They charged me for damage that occurred due to heat from the sun. When I informed their “Receivables Specialist” Luke Morales that I had not caused the damage, he was incredibly rude and unprofessional. The reason the siding melted is because it is cheap plastic. Essentially they charge their tenants for their own poor choice in building materials. ALL the infrastructure in this complex is unbelievably cheap. It looks okay on the outside, but it is not a nice place to live at all. The walls are paper thin and I could hear everything my neighbors did. When the person above me walked around, it felt like an earthquake and my apartment actually SHOOK. Just from walking. The office staff (mainly Crystal) is incompetent and patronizing. I put my rent check in their drop box, as I was instructed to. A few days later, I received a notice that I hadn’t paid. When I told Crystal I had put my check in the drop box, she flat out lied and said that it wasn’t there. She even went to far as to accuse me of not turning it in. I ended up being charged $100 in excess fees because of their unprofessionalism. AVOID THE HEIGHTS AT BEAR CREEK AT ALL COSTS!!!!!

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Slooty Sailor Update

October 27, 2014 Fort Worth, Seattle 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ex here to give an update: Recently was told that Chelsi had been kicked outta the service finally with an ‘Other than Honorable’ discharge’ for ‘Serious Misconduct’ and that she is still using her married name (a year after the divorce changed it) to try and hide her dishonorable record. So for anyone googling: Chelsi Allen’s military history of reporting false domestic assaul, false rape allegations, perjury case(s), mental illness history, and generally shitty conduct is filed under Chels Danielle Rice. Oh, and she’s still doing the whole “lying about everything” thing. In particular she’s made me out to be the monster (predictable really) and is still faking the ‘naïve Christian girl’ character with a a riveting “I’m a victim” spiel…hell, covering up all that sociopathic behavior is amazing actually. Especially when you realize that she’s actually dating a sailor named Josh Reindl she met way back when and who literally had a ring side seat to all the shit she’s pulled and still believes she’s legit. Yea, no, here’s the vid:  Basically, she told her entire ship (10,000 people or so) that ‘her guy back home’ cheated on her so she could bang her way across base without judgment. The video captions illustrate her real nature: even while pretending to have an ‘honest moment,’ she was keeping a hundred other lies buried and telling a few more for good measure. But maybe she’s changed right?

Also Se: Slooty Sailor

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Piper Porter Is A Groupie

October 24, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 51


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Piper Malone Porter is painfully plain. She thinks she’s special because she used her deceptive makeup skills to become internet famous. She’s a butterface. Her face is huge and round and her nose is atrocious. She doesn’t ever stop posting about her ugly boyfriend. Apparently she never got attention from a guy before. They just boring nobodies, and thanks to social media think they are some kind of celebrity couple. Anyway, she is also a two faced skeez and hangs out with Riff Raff groupie Angela Jean. I met Piper at a while back and she was all over me even though I told her I had a girlfriend. She wouldn’t stop asking for my number so I gave her my homies as a joke. Later that night she drunkenly sends him this photo of her lopsided boobs. Sorry Chad, I think you need to check your b*tch. Piper, maybe try to fix your face then try again.

I wonder what is in her hand. I think it’s _______.- nik

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Nastiest in Tacoma

October 21, 2014 Seattle, Tacoma 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Alexis, and is by far the nastiest and grimiest bitch in Tacoma. She is fat and flabby, but thinks she is the hottest and sexiest piece of ass. She is a escort/prostitute, and has many adds on Back Page and Craigslist and she goes by “Yummy Faith”. She has a son, but she chooses money, drugs,and dicks over him all the time. She takes off to different states for months at a time to make her money, leaving her poor child with whichever family member that will take him. She is a mud shark and talks like she is black, and posts the most ridiculous and ghetto shit on Instagram and Facebook all the time. She needs to be put on blast, and to have people tell her the truth because she is so fcking delusional about herself and her life. I wouldn’t be surprised if she has DRD, and goes at it raw with her clientele. I feel so bad for her son, and one day he will know that his mother chose the life of screwing nasty men for money and drugs over him. This thirsty bitch needs a reality check.

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Implement Ebola Travel Ban Now

October 21, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 313


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel like it’s my duty to try and spread the word that the US needs to immediately enforce a travel ban on Ebola stricken nations. The US Government’s first order is to take care of the safety American Citizens. Not to put all our lives at risk to ensure the economies of African countries don’t suffer. Our job as a nation IS NOT, contrary to popular belief, to be the world police, world healthcare provider, world aid provider….all on the backs of US Citizens. 70% of patients that contract Ebola in Africa die. The disease is so easily spread that two professionals in an American hospital contracted the virus from a SINGLE African carrier of the disease. A travel ban would have stopped this outbreak. The government is trying to stop a panic, because there is a real reason to panic. They know if the American people learn the truth, there will be hysteria. The American people deserve to know the truth so they can have a hand is stopping this pandemic. Write your senators, congressmen, president, mayor…..whoever you can. If you don’t and your friends, family, kids get sick, being bleeding from every orifice and die, it is YOUR fault for not taking action. Nik, tell the people what they need to hear.

I’m still waiting for America to focus on America. Obama please, I will pay you under the table like Jay Z…just focus on US.- nik

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Mexican Thieves

October 20, 2014 Seattle 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: These 2 Mexicans stole money from my house. Please report if you see them. Met them in white rock. One is in the military and the other works in the legal system. They need to be reprimanded. We don’t need people like that serving in those fields. They said they live in Seattle. They are in their early 20s. They are really ugly too.

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Fake Wakeboarder Brenden Leib

October 20, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 94

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alleged “pro” wake boarder, Brenden Leib, is dirtier than he appears! From his online dating scandals to manipulating girls to make sex videos with him this boy hides a lot of who he is. Within the first two weeks of dating him I found a file named “girls” on his laptop. This file contained at least 20 home made sex videos from girls he had slept with. Then when I was able to google him, he had posted three videos on Porn Hub (PussyWake). When I told the girls what he had done, he lied to them saying he didn’t post them. After a few more months go by I realized I stumbled upon a “finance” form with a list of 67 girls he had sex with. The worst part about that is that he refuses to wear condoms! He is the horniest guy around, needing sex three times a day and if that’s not possible, he will jack off at his office desk! When I found the list I also found out that he had slept with a hooker in Costa Rica for $10! But then, more time goes on, and I find out that he had been key logging me for months! I wasn’t doing anything, but I guess he had a guilty mind. After I find out he logs into my Facebook, creates an email in my name, and blocks certain people in my account. So when I find out where the key logs are being forwarded to, I get access to everything he has been doing. I find out that he had been watching his ex’s sex videos on the reg. He is a dirty cheating liar.

I can’t tell if this helps him or hurts him?- nik

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