THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brittney Allen. Quite possibly the most annoying person you will ever meet. I had the displeasure of working with this sloot as well as going to school with her. She is drunk almost every night and drives around while drunk as well. She smokes pot every day and lost a job because she couldn’t pass a drug test. She had an abortion a few years back…probably a good thing because this thing should never, ever reproduce. She has a boyfriend now but everyone knows she is the biggest sloot and will fuck anything that walks, she’s proud of her sex life, that’s for sure. She once let guys run a train on her at a party while she was so fucked up, and let it happen out in front of everyone. She’s a huge bitch to anyone that doesn’t like her (which is pretty much the entire St. Louis population) She is fat (she thinks she’s all skinny but no, she’s still a porker and needs to lose about 50-60 more lbs) She posts pictures of herself eating 3 McDouble cheeseburgers at McDonalds, I mean, can we say fatass loser? And don’t even get me started on her “selfies”. She once tried to get with another girls boyfriend at a party, and ended up getting her ass whooped in front of everyone on the front lawn. Nik, please put this dirty skank on blast, she sure as hell ain’t sh*t like she thinks she is and needs to just leave STL already, nobody wants her here. Although I heard she came back up here from Wichita cause her ex boyfriend left her and everyone hates her down there as well.