THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is David Eugenr Eikerman – 43 yr old habitual liar that lives in St. Peters, MO. The lies this man told could be deemed a health hazard and considered psychotic. Let’s begin at the beginning… so we v met on a dating website. We message, exchange numbers, text, talk but never met because he claimed he was a tattoo artist and was always working. I stopped texting because he never had time. Months go by and he gets ahold off me again. He tells me that he is no longer tattooing, but that he has now bought half of the shop and is co-owner so he has alot more time. Tone goes by, we talk and text and eventually meet. He tells tales of work, giving interviews and hiring someone then having to fire them the next day because they stole $143 from the register. Not to mention he expounded by saying that he put in a very expensive alarm system into the shop. Anyway, within this time, he tells me he was, is, hell i don’t know a Hells Angel. He is laying in my bed crying that he’s had a troubled past and that he\’s killed people before for the Hells Angels. He claims that he was able to get approved for disability in a week. A WEEK – IT TAKES ALL OF AMERICA YEARS SOMETIMES… NOT DAVE, A WEEK. Anyway, i got to thinking.. why would a co-owner of a tattoo shop need disabilty. Needless to say lies, all of it lies. But he claims he can’t tell me what he truly does for a living either. His entire life is a lie. He should be put in blast so everyone knows how much of a wretched, habitual liar he is.