THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Andrew Yoebstl, he’s a real deal tool! He steals petty shit from his family, friends, & fck buddies. He lies about almost everything, so ladies don’t be fooled by that dick pic, it’s not 10in, it’s really 7in. He mooches off his cousin. Can’t hold a job. He is manipulative, and stingy. He’s also a cheater, so watch out for your heart. And play it safe, the way he fucks no telling what you might contract.