THE DIRTY ARMY: Does anyone in the dirty army know who this model is? I came across this picture while browsing and I haven’t been able to find her name… But anyways while I’m here posting to find out who she is, I wanna know, would you? Her face is a perfect 10.

I see some hard photoshop lines around the lips + stubby fingers.  This post will backfire on you…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Dirty Army! Just wanted to let the towns of St. Paul, MN and Boston, MA in on this deadbeat dad who goes by the biblical name Nathan Gilford or “Hamzah Yaseen” in some circles. I met him last year and we started hooking up despite him constantly telling me that premarital sex was a sin punishable by death (I somehow ignored that glaring red flag) He said that since he couldn’t look at porn online due to his religion, he wanted nude pics. We were dating, I obliged and that was my biggest mistake. He then threatened to send those pics to MY DAD and all my facebook friends and the dirty if I didn’t co-sign on a loan for him. A messy breakup followed but he pressured me until I finally helped him sign plus paid several of his bills to avoid being humiliated. Now, a year later, I’m still try to get him to pay me back any money at all while I’m stuck paying the monthly. He then moved to Minnesota and is planning another move to Boston. Then I find out he’s done this to numerous girls in the past and even has a daughter in MN that he hasn’t paid a dime of child support for! He’s only 24 and has been married twice but in the year I knew him, didn’t hold a job for long than a couple weeks. He’s a deadbeat. I know I made some mistakes along the way…so just want to warn other girls not to do something stupid like I did!

He should dye his beard, that gingers a dead give-away.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me try the best way that I can to tell you about this one… Let me set the stage… He is currently enlisted in the army. think about it, Worked at the Gay 90′s Downtown, has a tongue ring! Really?, not to mention the fact that he arches his eyebrows and shaves his legs. When I was going through his playlists I think that I purposely tried to ignore the extensive list of Cher songs. At first I thought he might just be a metrosexual (one finger snap away) but if I calculate correctly we’ve only had anal sex throughout our entire relationship. Then I realized that my eyebrows began to raise a bit higher than his. He is GAY-ILTY! Now were just waiting for the moment when he admits some things to himself because we already know.

In the Navy you mean…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, More news on Holly Norrgard, I found out through some of her “friends” that she’s been reported to Scott County 6 different times in the last year and half for straight up WELFARE FRAUD and they haven’t done anything, she’s still on every program out there, hides money, gets money from the old man she’s sleeping with who she has her kids calling “Grandpa” drives a nice car and lives in an gigantic house. … WTF?? this is what my taxes are paying for? Come on! Oh yeah, not to mention still being a horrible mother. No one will do anything about it! I’m hoping you’ll post this in a vain attempt to get her kids some help and to stop this illegal activity!!

There’s too many loop holes in the system.- nik