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Clown Under’s Butt

November 24, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wonder if Clown Under has been injecting as her ass is looking more perky then usual, this must be her favorite position, but how do you do this when your man is in jail?

The butt looks real to me. Good morning Greg.- nik

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New Dirty-Oz Nanny

November 23, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 15


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong. I think I’ve found a replacement for Clown Under – no tats, and still has a few years left in her because she’s only 22. 2 main drawbacks – she has a kid and the real, post-baby rack… but that is easily fixable.

The nose needs work. Looking for a Nanny, not a bird. Who is her friend in the middle? She looks like a better caregiver.- nik

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Clown Under’s New Man

November 14, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 70


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I got details for you guys about Clown Under and her new man.  She met her new man while visiting her Ex fiancé in jail. How romantic is that?  If that is not fate, I don’t know what is.  I just hope this poor guys understands once she takes all of his money, then she will move onto the next guy… like she has been doing for years.

Clown Under is starting to age rapidly.- nik

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What Kind Of Animal Is This Beast

November 7, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 72


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on Instagram on my explore page the other day and came across this beast. A real Aussie beaut, big game possibly a 180 pounder. Gonna try and take her down, her name is Monica Foley – what do you think? -Big Game Hunter.

Your numbers are off. She looks around 168. I see 43 pounds of breast meat.- nik

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Stop Posting Clown Under

October 31, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, maybe Clown Under thinks that hiding from social media will stop people posting about her on here… Don’t worry Sharni we will still find out lots of information about you and we know your dating a new bikie what a surprise you don’t know when to stop.

Clown Under don’t let the randoms get to you…they are your fans.- nik

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What’s Going On With Clown Under’s Face

October 31, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 21


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, what is going on with those lips???? Sharni aka Clown Under is starting to go overboard. She is a huge fan of the site, so I hope she reads this.  Slow down, you are starting to look like a cartoon.

Is that what her real nose looks like? Very Shreky.- nik

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Clown Under Is NOT Single

October 29, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 54


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Clown Under is NOT single! She is dating a guy in Muswellbrook jail where she first seen him while visiting her finance is who now her ex. She is moving to Sydney for him as he is her new sugar daddy supporting her as her past has constantly involved. Being with men for money! What a fool he is!

Ugh, I know I’ve said this a million times, but those tattoos totally ruined her.- nik

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October Is A Bad Moth For Trannies Worldwide

October 18, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 64


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the 2nd Tranny murder in the past few weeks, the 1st was in Australia where the husband killed then cooked his tranny wife and now a US marine based in the Philippines strangled a tranny he hooked up with at a bar.  The marine in question is in custody aboard USS Peleliu, however the Philippines demanding for his arrest by the local police to ensure justice for the Filipino victim….What is going on? I thought Trannys are getting popular among straight men? I think these men find out they are actually dealing with a chick with a stick far too late!!…. anyways RIP Jeffery Laude aka Jennifer.

You can totally tell this is a Jeff.- nik

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