THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, bikini model turned Aussie DJ Brook Evers here.  First off, she has ugly ass elbows. Second is do you think she really does her own mixing?  And 3rd, do you think people take her DJing skills for real or consider here another knob turner?

With that body she definitely pushes play.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we all know Clown Under has one smoking body and she also has a bunch of dumb ink.  I feel it is because of social networks why so many girls have went and ruined their bodies.  I mean there is nothing attractive about this and sucks that more and more girls will end up like this.  Is there anything we can do to stop this on being so “cool”?

Clown Under is systematically making herself uglier on the daily with these tattoos. At least laseraway the knuckle tats… give us one pure hand to dream about.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so sick of girls and guys complimenting this girl.  I know Harmony Marie, shes 19  and lives in Sydney Australia.  She lives off of dads money.  She is also a nurse, shes had too much plastic surgery before 19 that she ruined her face, she is trying to look like Adrianna Lima except its just not working. pPease tell me what you think of her as your opinion counts.

Weird, I thought she was 29 years old when I looked at the pictures of her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Zilda Williams is one of the hottest girls down under.  Also, she is smart enough to claim she has the best +2′s and I totally agree with her.  Now, her or my word don’t mean sh*t mate… had to see what you think about them?

They are good enough to touch/squeeze, but they don’t seem to be pointing in the right direction.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m friends with Imogen Lovell and your American piece of sh*t people have ruined her and who she is.  Known Madam Natalia has been pimpin’ Imogen out left and right and it is ruining her.  Imogen is not that person, she is very loving a loyal… now she will do anything for a vacation, especially when it is to Dubai.  40K for 5 days to Imogen is worth her soul I guess, which is truly not her.  Why is no one doing anything about there Madams, they are all over social networks promoting the sell of girls.

Why would any girl with 500cc+ fake boobs tag Dubai as their location?? People aren’t dumb Imogen. They know what you smell like when you fly home.- nik