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November 23, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not 100% sure about this but it appears Klay Thompson might have ditched his DK and is with a new chick. Can anyone confirm this?

If I was Klay Thompson I would be banging like Wilt right now…getting the poisons out will increase your shooting percentage.- nik

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Chewy Has A Past

November 23, 2014 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, The Dirty 57


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the DA needs to know what Chewbacca use to look like. Poor Sean.

Looks like the plastic surgery was justified.- nik

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Bomba Has Friends

November 23, 2014 Bomba, The Dirty, Toronto 19


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if Bomba could follow herself in Instagram maybe she could see how stupid she looks compared to normal girls.

Bomba doesn’t want to be normal. She wants to fall over.- nik

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New Dirty-Oz Nanny

November 23, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 7


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong. I think I’ve found a replacement for Clown Under – no tats, and still has a few years left in her because she’s only 22. 2 main drawbacks – she has a kid and the real, post-baby rack… but that is easily fixable.

The nose needs work. Looking for a Nanny, not a bird. Who is her friend in the middle? She looks like a better caregiver.- nik

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Foxy Tells It How It Is

November 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 8


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Foxy aka Sarah Van Rockford was asked by the European Magazine “Closer” why she gave up her Red Hair and the Answer was more than honest.

“When I first came to L.A. It was hard for me to get my company back on track so I decided to go back to modeling for a while to pay the bills but it wasn’t that easy. Every dirty photographer wants to get in your pants and without a DDD and the plastic Face you have no chance to land a good gig. That’s why I decided to dye my Hair Red. It’s like playing out the right cards in a f*cked up game. I got better and serious jobs because people liked the hair. Now that I’m starting over with my company I don’t need the hair anymore.”

Closer: “is that how you see the whole Hollywood Glamour World?”

Foxy:  “There’s no Glamour anymore. Gold Diggers and wanna-be Sluts are everywhere. I haven’t met one woman here who wanted to be more than a “Star”. Hollywood is a bubble for a little girls”… You have to love how she broke it down and told everyone what is up.

Someone needs to LaserAway their arms. Yup Sarah is being somewhat honest, but she forgot to include the part about who she had to sleep with to be considered a ‘model’.- nik

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Look Who Couldn’t Make It In Vegas

November 23, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 21

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so Ericka couldn’t hang in Las Vegas so she moved back to the sh*thole known as Scottsdale. Sorry Ericka, you really aren’t anything special. But in the small bubble of Scottsdale, you are a hit. Enjoy going to the same 4 clubs/bars… you are so cool.

Isn’t she too old for Scottsdale bars?- nik

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I Thought Sarah Jones’ Lawsuit Was Ridiculous

November 23, 2014 St. Louis, The Dirty 9


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, a Missouri man has filed a $50 million lawsuit against social network giant Twitter. In the lawsuit, which was filed in a St. Louis area court, Marquis Jones alleges Twitter and other social networks knowingly and willingly allowed their users to harass and bully him online. Do you think he has any chance of winning?

No.- nik

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Kendall Jenner Is Making Moves

November 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Kendall Jenner is now the face of Estee Lauder. It’s annoying because I can’t get past her baby face. It doesn’t matter how much weight she loses, her face has the structure of a fat girl. I think she probably purges because they say when chicks vomit, their cheeks/jawline looks puffy over time. She should get her nose shaved down a bit and get some of the fat removed from around her cheek bones. I am positive she will end up getting some kind of surgery in the near future to secure more deals because her face will only get fatter and most models tend to have expiration dates. Once again the Kardashian tentacles have trapped another business opportunity. Anyway, I want to let you in on some gossip. Rumor has it Victoria’s Secret can’t stand the thirsty Kardashians so any possibility of Kendall walking VS runway has been put on hold. Also, Kim supposedly posed nude again because she is starting to feel threatened by her younger sisters (ESPECIALLY KYLIE) who haven’t had to do nasty things to start building a decent career for themselves. Kim is also getting nervous about getting old and losing her appeal. Luckily Kanye and his lover Tisci have opened doors at Vogue and the world of fashion for her. She wants to be the next Anna Wintour. Haha Kim has become the welcome mat for her whole family, how sad. If you don’t post this then I know you take the side of the Kardashians and that you are scared to. I will also switch to team Bilzerian, please don’t let me down Nik.

Once we have a Republican President…it will be the death of the Kardashian Network. I decided.- nik

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