Red Bottoms Are For Hookers

July 30, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Louboutin is making nail polish now to match red bottoms. Bet Red Rocket, Scooby Snack, Chewy, BMD, Wire Transfer, and the Office have already pre-ordered! Oh and it’s $50 a bottle but I guess that’s not bad when you make $1000/hr sucking wrinkly balls!!!

Looks like Christian needed a back-up plan.- nik



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Selena Gomez Going Full Mexican

July 30, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 3

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Click Here to see Selena Gomez attending a special screening of ‘Behaving Badly’… she is going full Mexican!!



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The Office Is Everywhere

July 30, 2014 Boston, The Dirty 6

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tell me this is a joke. Unless you’re scared, you gotta put these barstool losers on blast. These dudes are such nerds.  I can’t believe how far up The Office’s ass they are… haven’t they seen those nasty boobs on TheDirty yet?

Nice elbow Abi. Barstool doesn’t know what a bad boob job looks like. Link below.- nik

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Click Here to see Abigail Ratchford’s naked selfie!!



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Someone Has To Know

July 30, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 152

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, don’t want to bore you with all the details but I need some help here.  Long story short, I met this girl at a club and we hit it off.  Ended up coming back to my condo and we had sex, she said she was on her period and that we could only have anal sex, so I did and it was awesome, I even went to breakfast in the morning.  Well, she told me she had no IG and I came across her IG and all the people she follows are mainly hot trannies so now I’m freaking out, is she one?  Does anyone know?  Because I cannot ask any friends, cause if they find out, I will never hear the end of it.  Please email me back if you know, or please post this is Miami. I need to know.

Can someone help a brother out?- nik



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Latina With An ITG

July 30, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 57

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so its very rare to see a hot Latina with an ITG but I finally found her and damn is that the best thing I have ever seen… look at it, amazing curves, got a booty and still has a 3 finger ITG.  Thoughts on this Mr. Richie?

All I see is a disgusting pig. Pick up your f*cking clothes.- nik



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Kim Zolciak Biermann Loves To Photoshop

July 30, 2014 Atlanta, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we al know the  The Dirty Army does not like photoshop. 6 kids and you think you can get people to believe you have that body? Those windows and that sink have some unusual shapes…

HAHA! Kim totally photoshopped herself. What a LIAR!- nik



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Kendra Shaw Could Be A Baby Momma

July 30, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, The Dirty 40

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Kendra Shaw and her boyfriend is LA Laker’s 1st round pick Julius Randal.  You said she isn’t gonna make it past the apartment life, but I think you are wrong.  I wanted to send you some more images of how hot she is because I don’t think the first post did her any favors.  So after a second look at Kendra, you think she can make it to baby momma status?

Why does Kendra Shaw still use white powder deodorant? And Lakers suck.- nik

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Lakers Draft Pick Julius Randle’s Girl Toy Kendra



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Nina Is Just Like Every Girl In Las Vegas

July 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 64

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just would like to warn other guys about Nina, she is nothing but a lying, deceiving gold digger that will use you until the well is dry and then leave you when you most need her – just your typical Las Vegas female I guess.

Tell me more… I can see DC potential in her fake nose. And why doesn’t she have knuckles? Start thinking of names… she might make the cut.- nik



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