Saundra Harper Is Just A Big Windmill

August 29, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Saundra might not admit it, but she’s just a big windmill; she’s a huge fan of this site. I don’t want to talk about how Saundra is just a walking paradox and how she’s not as loyal as she claims, or how she talks about her close friends, like Rebecca who she said lived rent-free and shared a bed with and how she wanted her to leave, or how she can never keep up with all her lies like one day she’s OB’s, I mean Blake’s, sugar baby and then saying how she can’t wait until he tells her he loves her and asks her to move to Florida. And she definitely can be trusted. I mean, who wouldn’t trust someone who snaps pics of their sponsor and talks sh*t about him or sends naked pics of her best friend Rebecca while telling me about the last sponsor she had? I’ll just let these texts speak for themselves and finally clear Saundra’s name. And she knows exactly who this is and has plenty of texts and emails she can post about me. Can’t wait to read them while I sit back with a Budweiser and a cigarette and laugh. Just curious, are you still sleeping with that one guy that would leave Kinder Surprises all over your house for you to find? That was adorable. Deep down she knows I still love her and I hope things work out with this new guy. Give your mom and Moosey a kiss for me, babe. Oh, and here is a tip, just because I love you so much: stop using the word “class”, use elegance instead; we don’t need anymore confused whores telling us they finished high school.

Please submit the texts and naked Rebecca pics for DIRTY ARMY review. Thank you.- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

August 29, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

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Click Here to read what Brody Jenner said about the Kardashian Klan… Brody is ready for WAR!!

Click Here to see what picture Lindsay Lohan had to delete from Instagram… Mean Girls sequel is coming soon!!

Click Here to read the latest about Scott Disick… he has a serious drinking problem!!

Click Here to see J-Lo and Casper hanging out again… Looks like she forgave the transsexual lover Casper Smart!!

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The Ulrych Sisters

August 29, 2014 Orlando, The Dirty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Carla and Amelia AKA the Ulrych sisters. These basic ass bitches were raised by a wealthy family in a suburb overseas, but decided to be wannabe hood rats so their parents disowned them after realizing they had no chance at succeeding in life. You may have been unfortunate enough to see one stripping at a local establishment, but Rachel’s recently did us all a favor by putting Amelia’s fat ass back behind the bar after she gained like 30 lbs (she’s the dumb looking one covering herself with a pink robe cause she looks like a walrus from the neck down). My friend banged her inside Club Ono less than an hour after they met, and had to wash his pipe 3x a day for a week just to lose the stench. That’s apparently what happens when you bang a chick whose stank ass has more cottage cheese than a Wal-Mart Supercenter. She always has a mean mug on her face that makes her look like she has to take a massive shit, but I guess she thinks she’s hard..who can blame her after surviving such a rough childhood in the mean streets of London? I won’t waste too much time on the older one, Carla, since I doubt anybody remembers her anyway (she’s the one who looks like a cracked out Joan Rivers with way too much make up on). She disappeared after getting pregnant again since nobody would sleep with her anymore, but rumor has it the test results would show her fiancé is NOT the father. I hope that’s not true so she doesn’t have an excuse to neglect this baby as bad as her last one. Maury?

Are they incapable of taking sexy selfies? Show some skin ladies… that is the whole point of a selfie.- nik

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About Time Pachi Lake Was Posted

August 29, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Pachi Lake is a fake ass “fashion designer” from Miami Beach. Everyone knows this gold digger hops from man to man getting money and gifts from the in exchange for favors. We also know that she BUYS all of he designs from the flea market and cuts them up a bit then puts them on the “runway” (because Miami totally has legit fashion shows). She can’t even get into Funkshion anymore. She finally locked down some clueless dude from NYC because no one in Miami would stick it in without a raincoat. It looks like her infamous “marry me or I will get an abortion” finally worked. She’s had almost as many abortions as plastic surgery procedures. Sucks for her that the dude puts everything in his trust name so she still can’t touch it. BTW this married slore is putting up pics of herself in lingerie on her FB…she’s not only married but a mother of two (and it looks like she is expecting a third). Please put this red bottom wearing hooker on blast. I’m sure more dirt will surface.

Her inflatable lips scare me.- nik


Pachi Lake Is Miami’s Most Infamous Gold Digger

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Erika Schwegler — Stretch Marks Or Veins

August 28, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Erika Schwegler in Las Vegas – we’ve all seen her before… but did we ever notice the mess that is her chest? Are those stretch marks or veins?? Either way, I’m out.

Stretchers for sure. Erika, get larger implants to fix that sh*t.- nik


Erika Schwegler Has The Worst Tattoo

You Can’t Deny Erica Schwegler’s Body

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Fox Tail Opening Weekend at SLS Las Vegas

August 28, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 0

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Comprised of an upscale Las Vegas nightlife venue, exclusive open-format nightclub and expansive outdoor pool area, this adaptive space blurs the line between luxe sophistication and uninhibited revelry. From the creative design genius of Philippe Starck in collaboration with Gensler, the alluring energy of the intimate 8,000 square-foot indoor space is highlighted by 28 VIP tables, elaborate chandeliers, the latest in LED technology, and a raw display of street art by master calligrapher Tarek Benaoum.  For more information click here!!!

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Pimping Several Women

August 28, 2014 Dirty Business, Hollywood, Long Beach, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this narcissist is a total loser. First off Marcus Sanchez is really 42 years old and lives on a futon in his uncles rent control apartment.  He is dating a Brazilian Gremlin Hooker. More Gremlins! More Gremlins! Long Time ago Called Marcus Sanchez Carpet Cleaners Company and he is a pure thief in Long Beach, California.  I called on an ad on craigslist, he had good prices and I told him I was going to the store, came back and he stole all my DVDs and some camera equipment, searching for this guy now, BEWARE, he comes in a beat up BMW.

People still use DVDs?- nik

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These Two Need To Stop Already

August 28, 2014 Bellevue, Seattle, The Dirty 10


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nina Rose and Bruna Araujo…okay Bruna is actually a really nice girl but unfortunately (and I know you have met her so you have own opinions) she is just too eager to please and still thinks she is hot… Nina on the other hand is a fake ass skank and a half. She is the ultimate homie hopper and will do ANYTHING to get noticed. She thinks she is the hottest girl in Seattle, even tried out for D List magazine cover girl…and didn’t win. Please bump this nasty hoe off her self-made pedestal, Seattle dudes are still jockin’ because she has +2′s. But let me tell you, the +2′s are disgusting in person and they don’t mean sh*t when she begs for attention, talks too much and takes more selfies than Courtney Stodden. Ugh Bellevue bitches…you are not LA caliber…get over yourselves. And hey Nina, go home you’re drunk…all the time, train wreck.

Someone please get this girl a Seahawks helmut.- nik

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