THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Lauren Andreoli needs to be put on blast. She posts 20 selfies a day on IG and her nose hogs the whole picture. There is nothing worse than a girl who thinks the world of herself for no reason. A pound of makeup and extensions don’t cover up the truth. She is in need of a new nose and a solution to that awful refund gap. What do you think?
They invented nose jobs for a reason. So why did you waste the money on a Tori Spelling boob job?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently found these pics my guy’s phone. He admitted to loaning her the money because she has a kid and would feel horrible if she got evicted because her parents have basically disowned her. I’ve known Shakera, Shay, Shay Brynn or whatever name she is going by for a number of years and she never seems to amaze me. What type of woman or “mother” would do these types of things? Nik- You’ve been doing this for a number of years and have seen it all. What are your thoughts? Click here to see her +2′s!!
I think Shakera Dyson is going to hell.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I used to frequent Javier’s in Crystal Cove back in 7-5-2011 and saw this group of gold digging Cougars. Now its 11-19-2014 and I am wondering whatever happen to these hookers? Did they get married to an ugly, old rich sugar daddy? Moved from Newport Beach? Continued stripping & hooking? Or finally realized their days were number and are trying to clean up their act? Any idea?
I think they all work for LoanDepot now.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Melissa Fisher aka PandaFBaby. I think she’s super gorgeous. I see her all over Instagram as a bottle server, then the next minute hopping on planes and traveling the world. Please tell me this girl is not an escort. Maybe its the perks of her bottle serving job. Oh, and she looks to be a part time Monster Energy girl, which knocks her down a level.
Sal don’t even ask.- nik
Dear Female DA — us boys have a wedding we need to attend on December 13th in Pennsylvania. And I need a date for this lovely Mexican-Mormon gentleman. I want to be very clear, I am not asking for penetration (Scooby doesn’t know how so don’t worry about that). I want a nice normal looking girl to just hang out with Scoobs as a friend. I will be paying a per diem of $200 and you will have to sign a standard nondisclosure agreement (nothing crazy, we get weird sometimes and it’s best to keep matters private). So if this interests you, we would love to have you join us for a night you will never forget.
Serious inquiries only, please include a real photo with email (you will not be posted on TheDirty), thanks — [email protected]
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, someone was talking sh*t about her face, but as you can see here. The face is on point and so is that body. I do love the name KGB for her and think its time you gave her your blessings.
The face looks handsome to me. Need more intel on KGB.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Anwar has been in hiding for a longtime. The once most interesting man on Instagram has been MIA. I did some research and found out that Anwar is engaged!! He getting married to a Russian dreamkiller. All this preaching about how great he is was all a lie. He let down a whole community of people that followed his every move. He wasn’t just another wanna be famous F-list celeb like Fake Equis, He was a movement. Anwar you betrayed us! You were supposed to our superhero. Superhero’s make sacrifices for the good of the people.You let us down and lied to us! You were bamboozled. RIP Anwar!!
Congrats and Kisses Anwar. I tole you is ok.- nik