My Stepford Wife Life

October 24, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 0


(Click on the image to see this “Stepford Wife’s” +2′s… thoughts?)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Thanks so much for cluing me in to this alternate universe. All my life all I have wanted to be was a faithful wife. I’m extremely attractive, largely because of plastic surgery guide lines from you! Anyway, never really meant to be a gold digger but now I have an Ivy league education and I just want to be a sexy Newport mom. I understand I’ll be replaced in ten years but I promise to make those ten years the most amazing sex filled blow job years of his life. So what now Nik you judgmental prick? Never mind won’t be checking back just making naked sandwiches while I give my husband a blow job.

Katie, why are you sending me naked pictures of yourself? I’m already taken.- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

October 24, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

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Click Here to see why Margot Robbie is my favorite actress again… so glad she went back to blonde!!

Click Here to see how famous Lindsay Lohan is in England… she actually has fans!!

Click Here to see Lady Gaga begin weird as usual… she really needs a bra!!

Click Here to see Taylor Swift performing on Hollywood Boulevard… what is up with Taylor’s stomach!!

Click Here to see Naya Rivera on the red carpet… I feel like she is on some serious ‘prescription’ medication!!

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Why Aren’t You Into Black Girls

October 24, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 10


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, big fan of your site. I know what type of girl you like. Just wondering why you don’t like black girls. I know its the opposite of what you like but you don’t find not one attractive? I never dated a black guy either not my cup a tea but I do every once in a while see one that I find attractive. What exactly is it that you don’t like. Is it their hair or lips or shape what is it exactly. And please give an actual answer and not say something negative about the pic I post or ask me if I’m black I know how you avoid questions sometimes.

I tried it once. Her pubic hair was too coarse for my nose and my Greg. Never again.- nik

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Sharkey Needs Rehab

October 24, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 61


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Sharkey is loosing his f*cking mind.  He is all over social media poppin Molly acting like he is 21 years old.  Then he goes off on some rant about pimpin some stripper at the Rhino named Mercedes… dude, get some help.  You are a disaster and gonna OD soon.  Just get over Kina and move on loser. 

When did he get out of jail?- nik

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You’re Busted Now

October 24, 2014 Detroit, The Dirty 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Mark Thomas, this guy is nothing but a fricking liar and player he preys on young women and get’s in tight with the owners of strip clubs and plays them too. He’s a rich married man that got his money from his parents years ago and uses it to get young strippers to date him by spending money on them for a while then he cuts them off when they ask for a more secure future with him. Problem is this guy is a married man with children but pretends to be a Psychiatrist which he is not. He’s actually a Federal agent with the FBI and goes undercover all over the USA in the local strip clubs and filters out the drug and illegal activities with the local state and city police agencies. What a sleaze bag this man is the federal government funding this type of bullsh*t just to take down owners and managements of business owners. He dates the dancers, sleeps with the dancers, gets into the clubs plays the employee’s. He get the managers, wait staff, doorman and valet’s over long periods of time and gets into their personal lives and then “Bamn” their all busted. He’s even got several girls he’s posted on this very site Nik acting like he’s the victim when in fact he’s doing it on purpose to get into the guts of peoples lives. This guy is a troll a deceptive con who uses people and gains their trust only to take them down and the big time owners, He’s smart as hell and knows it Nik so it’s time to put him on Blast for once. To late Mark your busted you creep money a federal badge.

He should dye his eyebrows white, they look like a mustache.- nik

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Your Thoughts On Bri Neal

October 24, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 17


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bri Neal. She is from Canada and seems to fit the criteria of your standard: thin, big boobs, blonde and tanned. So Nik, whats the verdict on this beauty?

Tell me more. The tip of her nose concerns me and her hip length doesn’t do her any favors, but I think we can be Facebook friends.- nik

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Bruna Lima’s Is A Liar

October 24, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 76


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hate when these Instagram ”models” get ass implants or liposuction then post gym selfies as if they worked for it. Bruna Lima, PRIME EXAMPLE! She claims shes all natural but its so damn obvious she has disgusting looking ass implants that hang off her body. Bruna Lima if your reading this PLEASE sue your surgeon!

Now breast implants are not an option, they are mandatory. Bruna your body is not proportional.- nik

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Chicago Gold Digger

October 24, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 42


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we’ve all said a lot about this one through the years, she’s a true veteran. But, put her on Blast! She’s been with 4 guys at last count over the last month! A true pro!! She thinks she’s fooling everyone. There’s the always present Jim Leonardo, the car thief George, the ex cuvee door guy, Mike, the doctor “friend” mish. Did I loose count? And some other dapper cuvee client with a big smile. This one is off the hook gold digger. Use one guy and on to the next. Jenn, you are disgusting. You’ve been with more guys in one year than most girls in a lifetime. Dumb as rocks too. Take it from me..I’ve been there and done that! Piece of work she is.

You can see where the upper lip piercing use to be. So sad.- nik

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