THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a 24 year old girl, who is currently working and going to school. I work hard, and very late so that I can become successful. I am a gorgeous girl, but maybe not by your standards because you are quite picky! Recently I met an older guy, super spontaneously! He offered to pay me 1k to spend one hour with him. I forgot to mention that I am married, but my husband no longer sleeps with me. My question is, is it odd that I am thinking about taking on his offer? And would it be wrong that I do take on his offer?
Do what you got to do to survive. Your husband is probably getting it somewhere else anyway.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was disapointed when you turned down chestnuts for a DC name. This name is perfect! Is that a good tit job or what!! Andi, you keep doing you and let us all watch in horror. This girls is as dumb as she is crazy and I love it.
**I love this girl. Can I come to next Charlotte event so I can wife her up?- JV
No JV. And I’m ok with the name ‘Chestnuts’. It fits her perfectly.- nik
An original comedy from writer and executive producer Stephen Falk, ‘You’re The Worst’ puts a dark twist on the romantic comedy genre. Narcissistic, brash, and self-destructive “Jimmy Shive-Overly,” played by Chris Geere (The Spa), thinks all relationships are doomed. Cynical, people-pleasing, and stubborn “Gretchen Cutler,” played by Aya Cash (The Wolf of Wall Street), knows that relationships aren’t for her. So when they meet at a wedding, it’s only natural that the two of them go home together and, despite their better judgment, begin to find themselves falling for each other.
Rounding out the cast is Desmin Borges (The Good Wife), who plays “Edgar Quintero,” Jimmy’s once homeless, war veteran roommate, and Kether Donohue (The Carrie Diaries) as “Lindsay Jillian,” Gretchen’s best friend and former partner in crime who’s now struggling with a life of domesticity.
You’re The Worst is a modern look at love and happiness told through the eyes of two people who haven’t been very successful with either. It’s the story of Gretchen and Jimmy, fear, heartbreak, romance, sex, food, Los Angeles, friendship, and the fact that sometimes the worst people make the best partners.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so another flight has gone missing… Ummm, what the hell is going down? Last week Putin shoots down a Malaysian flight and today an Air Algerie flight with 116 souls on board is missing and they are saying it “probably crashed” but they don’t have any evidence. I’m scared to fly.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the weirdest looking couple award goes to these two. I thought the man in the relationship was supposed to be the bigger one? D. Parker aka GoDaddy is a sasquatch and look at those thunder thighs!
Him and Fake Equis are the same height. I respect Vegas Dave for not wearing heels like Dan. Height means nothing when you have money and power… so I don’t understand why Fake Equis doesn’t embrace being 5’5?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brittnay is the dirtest girl ever! She think she is cute! She literally thinks she is the sh*t… the girl is always horny and always sending out pictures like this… boyfriend or no boyfriend. Wanted to ask you what you think?
I bet you there isn’t one white guy in her contacts.- nik