THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Saundra might not admit it, but she’s just a big windmill; she’s a huge fan of this site. I don’t want to talk about how Saundra is just a walking paradox and how she’s not as loyal as she claims, or how she talks about her close friends, like Rebecca who she said lived rent-free and shared a bed with and how she wanted her to leave, or how she can never keep up with all her lies like one day she’s OB’s, I mean Blake’s, sugar baby and then saying how she can’t wait until he tells her he loves her and asks her to move to Florida. And she definitely can be trusted. I mean, who wouldn’t trust someone who snaps pics of their sponsor and talks sh*t about him or sends naked pics of her best friend Rebecca while telling me about the last sponsor she had? I’ll just let these texts speak for themselves and finally clear Saundra’s name. And she knows exactly who this is and has plenty of texts and emails she can post about me. Can’t wait to read them while I sit back with a Budweiser and a cigarette and laugh. Just curious, are you still sleeping with that one guy that would leave Kinder Surprises all over your house for you to find? That was adorable. Deep down she knows I still love her and I hope things work out with this new guy. Give your mom and Moosey a kiss for me, babe. Oh, and here is a tip, just because I love you so much: stop using the word “class”, use elegance instead; we don’t need anymore confused whores telling us they finished high school.
Please submit the texts and naked Rebecca pics for DIRTY ARMY review. Thank you.- nik