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Helping Her Find A Sugar Daddy

November 21, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 50


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is so desperate for a Sugar Daddy, I thought I would help out.  She will do anything for money and that including having other girls join in on the fun.  So all you TO GoPros, you know where to find her, just get on your seeking arrangement profile lol.

Please don’t call them ‘Sugar Daddy’, that is so 2010. They are GoPros now!- nik

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Oh My Bomba

November 21, 2014 Bomba, The Dirty, Toronto 81


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just needed you to see this… Wow. I was genuinely grossed out.  This cam thing is getting to her head and she thinks this is attractive.

That just ruined my weekend…thanks.- nik

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Donya Makhooli is out of control

November 21, 2014 Toronto 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Donya Makhooli is our of control and a hoochhhhhhhhi torontonian. This girl is all over toronto and accepts rides from random men in downtown to drive her home and i Dont even know what she does with them in the car! She is seen with a lot of men, talks shit behind ALL her friends… i mean.. im not that close to her but i know things about her closest friends that im sure they wouldnt want me to know. She is extremely rude, LOUD, and cant seem to get her life and act together. She skips all her classes and completely broke but post pics of fake things to raise her self-esteem. Nik, Please give her some advice!!!

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Flat Ass Pro

November 21, 2014 Ottawa, Toronto 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this hoe tries to pretend that she hasn’t sucked and f*cked whole crews off. Her body count is over 50+ men from Ottawa-Toronto-States. She travels between these cities and fcks everybody and has no loyalty to anyone but the black d*cks she sucks. She’s a fat bitch disguising as thick on instagram with her pancake ass , living on disability and f*cking black men at her families home in Toronto. Complains that the drd medication doesnt limit your breakouts but yet still having sex with everybody. Get up off ur ass and work you no educated flat assed fcked up teeth bitch. Everyone calls you JAWS for a reason: UR fucked up teeth and the amount of head you give B*TCH!!!

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I Found Your Canadian Nanny

November 20, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 407


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found your perfect Canadian girl. She is beautiful, sweet and down to earth. She is not an escort and has her life together. Let me introduce you to Joelle Celyne. She is blonde, has an ITG and +2′s. What do you think?

I’m looking for a Nanny, not a slut.- nik

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Lisa Brayley

November 19, 2014 Toronto 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this home wrecking hoe loves to steal girl”s men and sleep with everyone.. If you live in Oshawa and hvnt slept with this girl I’m suprised.. She makes me sick, she’s a really bad mom to treat her kids like crap…. She needs to grow up an realize she isn’t a teenager anymore.. Stop going bar hoppin and homie hoppin and pay attention to your kids!! Go take care of your std too and stop spreading it n take a shower you smell like the Oshawa creek

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Kaylee Reynolds

November 19, 2014 Kingston, Toronto 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: This low life peice of shit is kaylee reynolds.suck n fck for drugs.Shes literally the worst parent ive ever met.her family hates and cant stand her.shes right off on the pills gets her own perscriptions its a sin.if anyoneones lookin for a cheap fck hit her up just watch out for her stinky yellow looking well you know.Do not beleive one word she says she will agree with you on anything.straight ugly air head

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Paige Brendel Is A Horrible Person

November 19, 2014 Toronto 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here’s professional cleat chaser, MTV “personality” and “model” Paige Brendel at a restaurant after receiving what she deemed to be less than satisfactory service from a waitress. This was formerly on her instagram account, and then removed after some websites and message boards put her on blast for it (and after making her instagram private for about a week). The description on the photo read “We had a bad waitress.” This bitch is a complete hypocrite who gasses on about being classy and sweet, and then does shit like this. Very mature, Paige. No wonder all her baseball boyfriends dump her sorry ass. Maybe she’ll use this publicity to try and catapult her to a new crappy MTV show. This chick is desperate beyond belief.

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