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Patrycja Angelica Is Back

December 27, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 19


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after flying under the radar for a little bit she is back (with a bit more work done though)! If you have some money (not a lot) or something that she can snort, inject, or smoke… then you can have Patrycja (Reina on bpage)! The sad part is that she is too busy selling herself to take care of her son. She would rather buy herself fake designer jewelry/shoes than look after her son. She even claims to make “decent” money working a day job as a receptionist, and stripping! But I guess she wants to put all of her talents to use… since she got the boot from a couple model agencies. Nik, we need your thoughts.

She looks like that wrestler Chyna.- nik


Who Is This Girl

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Mario the Spam Queen of Toronto

December 26, 2014 Toronto 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is the most annoying spammer on facebook. Why is this guy allowed to spam people through real and fake facebook accounts while charging for his crappy services where no one shows up for events he promotes? He is currently bitching and complaining that someone has been harassing him and threatening his life. He likes to complain about problems like this he has often and claims that he is completely legitimate. Come on Mario don’t you think it is time to give up the spam game? Facebook should really look into people like you and shut them out of facebook groups that are all about spam plus charging people for a service to spam others. Is that even legal? I suggest you give up while you are ahead before a drunk drugged up promoter deals with you directly. It is the best advice I can give you. Get lost Mario and grow some balls you queer.

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Muku came back to Toronto

December 26, 2014 London-ON, Toronto 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Toronto, be warned that “Muku / Kaiya” has returned to the city. After Muku was originally posted here, she moved from Toronto – London to supposedly get clean and get her life together. She said she was going to do a bunch of things: finish her GED and get a real job, etc, none of which happened of course. She’s still uneducated, collecting welfare while working unskilled labour-orientated jobs and still using meth, obviously. I used to live with kaiya back in 2008 at the apartment off ossington so I experienced a lot of this first hand and just want to warn others to keep away. She keeps herself awake for days at a time with her meth usage and behaves erratically, which gets annoying and sometimes frightening. Lots of things make her a shitty room mate, like her inability to properly care for herself or her surroundings… (she wouldn’t shower that frequently and smelled disgusting, never did ANY cleaning whatsoever.) Muku is a self-proclaimed proud misanthropist which displays itself in anti-social/psychopathic behaviours. She has no respect for others or their belongings and regularly steals from people in her home. She stole my wallet from me while I was in the shower one day, and then I discovered a bunch of MY cards in HER possession. And yes, I can verify the story about her picking meth scabs is TRUE. I remember the day her and Butterfly picked the meth scabs off her whole body and saved them in a dime bag. Yup, keep away from this sub-human creature!

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Ho Ho Chabot

December 26, 2014 Toronto 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this slut Brenda Lee Chabot has been posted on here for fcking any randoms and spreading drds. Brenda loves nose candy or any drug and can be seen at the local methadone clinic on regular basis for her high. Dale Martineau you have a child to look out for listen to your family

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Micki Ward Loves Partying

December 26, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 107


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Micki Ward of Toronto and California loves partying, drinking and modeling. As time has gone on she has become more easy. She travels all over the place and hardly lifts a finger. I think she is okay looking but she has plenty of freckles. Do most guys like freckles? She was also a cheerleader for Toronto Argos. Goooooo Argos!!!

I feel like the whole pretend BLOW JOB face is pretty classless. Do you agree?- nik

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Toronto Star Reporter On Seeking Arrangement

December 23, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 84


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have heard about a reporter from the Toronto Star trying to entrap sugar babies on Seeking Arrangement. They are acting like a regular sugar daddies with tons of money and asking for pictures, however upon emailing them then the truth comes out and they want to interview these sugar babies for an article. Get a real job you scum bags instead of trolling for a pathetic story. He goes by the name of Ashton Martin, be careful on there girls and avoid this fake sugar daddy.

Awesome. I wonder how fast this profile will be deleted?- nik

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Attention Seeking Sloot

December 23, 2014 Toronto 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me introduce you to Shelby Michaud, the biggest attention seeking sloot from oshawa to Cambridge, and even a bit states side. If you’re her friend all I can say is watch your back because she always has a hidden agenda, and 9 times out of 10 its all about getting to know the guys you know and getting them to stop talking to you so she can try and get herself a booty call. If you decide to date her then I wish you the best of lucky. When it comes to actually finding herself a man Shelby is all about the money they have and not to mention she is extremely violent, I watched her start an argument with her ex just so she could turn around punch him in the face! Shelby I hope you read this and see what people truly think about you now that you’re gone from Oshawa and people know you ain’t comin back!! And I hope for your daughters sake that you smarten yourself up, and get yourself a nice place that you take care of!!! Oh and we all know her nickname wasn’t really skittles it was shittles to go with when the guy was fingering her and got literally sh*t on his fingers, like have a shower and clean yourself up.

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Can Someone Tell Me What Chloe Khan Does For A Living

December 23, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I didn’t know that ‘human blow up doll’ was a career that one could aspire to but Chloe Khan appears to be the CEO. For someone that lists ‘international business woman’ proudly on her IG/Facebook, there isn’t a whole lot of information to support what business that is other than the assumption it is the oldest profession in the world. You said it earlier but can we officially dub her ‘Goodyear’. I mean those things are pretty moored down, she needs to go the Boobsquatch route and let them breath a little.  So lets make her an official DC anyway.  Goodyear wins hands down.

Yup, please welcome Goodyear to the team.- nik

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