No Ass At All

April 21, 2014 Memphis, University Of Memphis 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, everybody meet the most white trash ugly bitch around. To begin with, she’s down right ugly as hell AND she knows it. She’s from some inbred family down in MS, and no one in her family talks to her because she’s so fcked up on drugs and always begs for money. She got knocked up as a kid (typical trashy slut) and then cheats on her husband. She can’t even get any custody of their kid together cause she’s so junky and disgusting. She lives in a house surrounded by shit and more shit. She even has a tarp over her garage to substitute as a door! Not to mention there’s trash and dirty diapers and beer cans everywhere! Cheating pure white trash! She loses all of her friends cause she’s a back stabbing whore herself. She cheats on her new husband with her old husband and he doesn’t even know it. Not to mention fcks anything and everything when her husbands not around. If you look up FUGLY pure white trashy junky skank, KAELEIGH ANN RYE is the ONLY person to fill that spot. You can clearly see she’s fuking ugly and has nothing going for her. She is 30 years old and wants to hangout with younger kids. Probably to sneak pills and stuff from her husband. And if you are ever unfortunate enough to have to meet this bitch, whatever you do don’t look at her skin! Her face is dented and scarred and nasty as hell and her legs have disgusting spots all over them from being on crck and m*th. She is a truly walking std and a disgusting lying cheater! Oh did I also mention she’s on welfare and cheats the government? Sits on her lazy ass day after day and goes over to her ex husbands house while her new husbands steadily working. To sum it all up, she’s the ugliest bitch around, her mouth is even uglier, she was born to be trash, she has no friends and absolutely no family, she’s an easy slut, but only desperate people go for her and she’s easy so that helps, she’s a junky whore on meth and crack and shit, throws up all her meals so she doesn’t get fat from sitting on her nonexistent ass all day, and she’s a disgusting pig living on our hard earned money. I guess you could say she’s a…. Ransacked slore. Kaeleigh put us out of our misery and go get fcked off with ur cheating junky disgusting ass somewhere else..



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Shavonte Smith

January 30, 2014 Memphis, University Of Memphis 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Shavonte Smith memphis tne University of Memphis is a professional whore acting like she is just a struggling college student. but selling web porn online

That’s an odd request.- nik



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Pure White Trash

April 24, 2013 Memphis, University Of Memphis 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet the dirtiest “scunt” Melaney Nicole Adams. Nik, Melany is the kind of girl… EVERYONE should avoid in life. She has a history of sleeping with almost 50 guys and shes fresh out the cradle at nearly 20 years old. After losing all of her “true” friends… she decided she was a lesbian and is now dating a 30 year old dyke who works at Memphis Pizza Cafe…. what a catch. lol. Melany also signed up for the Air Force prior to meeting her “girlfriend” until she promised to show her the world… on a waitress income? lol good luck. Melany has no backbone, and is busy selling her deceased mothers jewelry to pawn shops,hanging out in a gay club, and now doing cocain from random strangers she meets there. She has no goals, and only wants to fit in. This girl is only worried about being “cool”…. All she hangs out with is poor white trash lesbians that are nothing but drama, who sleep with one another and rotate girls… some of us grow up, and clearly some of us don’t. She recently moved in with her current girlfriend…. who mind you, LIVES WITH HER EX GIRLFRIEND, and was fired from her job for being late and hungover… she’s lost all of her family because of these decisions.. and has no goals in life…This trash deserves no sympathy..

Nice drapes (dress #1).- nik



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It Is Official, I’m Quitting College And Becoming A Porta Potty

November 26, 2012 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty, UCLA, University Of Memphis 308


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, been DA for a while now and I wanted to thank you for the awareness.  I’m currently 22 and 2 quarter semesters away from graduating at UCLA.  I consider myself a pretty girl, I’m 5’4, blonde, hazel eyes and have DD gummy bear +2′s that sit perfect and no refund gap.  For the past few years, while I’ve been busting my ass at school so I can earn 50-60K a year, I have been watching my girlfriends from high school that never went to college, take trips all over the world, drive very nice cars and own their own homes.  All from sleeping with Trouts, they never work and make over 15k a month that is not even taxed.  I have been against it forever until the last few months, I have been following other porta potties I have seen on this website and they all have the best life.  Like here is mega Porta Potty Jenna Bentley, hanging out with Ludacris, Nicki Minaj and Will.I.Am.  All from having sex for money, why would I not want to do this?  Do you think I like watching the American Music Awards at home doing homework?  No, I want to be front role next to Nicki Minaj, I want to be there having sex with Ludacris and Will.I.Am at the same time after the awards.  And the more I think about it, with this degree I’m getting, I will never have a fun life trying to pay back my student loans.  So Nik, you have my email, please forward my pics and email to any rich Trouts you know. PLEASE.

I feel like Nicki Minaj is the new Lil Kim. Her face keeps looking scarier and scarier. Hey UCLA girl, there is this thing called PRIDE. You are on a more self-fulfilling path than you know… quick money and cheap thrills to bang celebrities your kids will not care about means nothing. Life is not a race or a contest and don’t be fooled by images you see on the internet. These whores don’t live for themselves, they live for their social networks.- nik



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Two Big Sloots

November 14, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Memphis, University Of Memphis 31

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me tell you sumthin. These two whores go to the University of Memphis. (kyle and Colby) these are the loud bitches you see out all the time. they think they are so hott it makes me sick. the one on the right fcked so many of my friends boyfriends, its ridiculous. she had to move to florida during the summer bc people wouldn’t stop talkin’ shit about her. She likes to fk guys that are already taken. (well, the one on the left, hey name is Kyle. she is a psycho bitch who cannot get over her ex. she made up bunch of bs stories about him and got her parents involved. not only that, She likes to ride purple crayons.. ew Nik, tell these bitches they are pathetic and they need to grow up! look at kyle’s thighs. geeeeeez lay off the chocolate!

These girls are definitely drunk dials.- nik



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Memphis Hooter’s Girl

October 12, 2010 Memphis, The Dirty, University Of Memphis 45

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chick thinks she is the sexiest thing in Memphis. She is a huge sloot who likes to stumble all over Memphis and acts ghetto when she yells at girls but backs down when they try and fight her and jumps on any guy thats around. She may be an easy bang but I wouldnt with my greg doubled up.

Why would anyone get a tattoo of ants climbing up a tree?- nik



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Cute or Not?

September 21, 2009 Memphis, University Of Memphis 6

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw this girl on campus. I think shes kinda cute but since I trust your judgment more than my own, tell me what you think..

Something is off, I dunno if its the shape of her head her nose or what…Send in better pics, she may be visine worthy.-nik



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Extreme Frat Boy

May 18, 2009 University Of Memphis 4

john-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik seeing as how this is a frat boy I don’t think I need to go into much detail on how much of a douche he is.  This is John and he will f*ck anything that moves.  Wonder if they used that paddle in the innitiation process.

This is the exact reason why Frats are for the gays. No group of straight guys would ever make another man do this. It’s just plain wrong.- nik



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