THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is the most ratchet hoe you will come across. She’s a FOB She claims she’s a “bad bitch” just because her best friend who also is a sl*t helped her change up her hideous sense of style. She looks like a drag queen that should be on rupaul’s drag race. She’s fake as hell like the cheap tracks in her hair. Shes a ratchet hoe that likes to sleep around with her older brother’s best friend. Her own brother snitched on her to her parents and she was sent back to the slums of Africa. Unfortunately she came back. she thinks she looks good now cause she lost a couple of pounds but she still looks like a horse. Majority of girls from dc don’t like her because she’s a FAKE bitch. Shes a phony who needs to be sent back to the slums of africa once again.

She needs to fix those eyebrows.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Janet Lynn West.  She  is 52 yrs old and a former Redskins Cheerleader in the 80′s.  I know you are not a fan of girls who work out and are muscular, but Nik look at how well they age.  Even though she is in her 50′s she looks no older than 35.  So I wanted you to reconsider fit chicks.

Who knew HGH causes penis belly buttons.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this slut is the most desperate slut you will ever meet. Shes a fat Hippo that needs to be sent back to the jungle in a cage. She claims shes a good girl but really shes the biggest bopper you’ll meet. she tells everyone she’s still a virgin but this slut lost her virginity in middle school to her best friend’s ex. Ever since her boyfriend and her broke upr she will not give up to win him back. She’s stalked him and made her friends call him up and ask him to take her back. she even showed up to his mothers house. She looks like the alien Alf. She has the size of a ants brain even though shes the size of an elephant. Someone needs to hand this bitch a Big Mac.

That line should be straight.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, quick question for you. Since you are a pretty good predictor of people. Do you think we will have a Gay President or Woman President first? I think we should have a Gay President first because they will make our country happy again. We are not united, we are divided. A Woman President would make us look soft. I vote Gay.

Isn’t Hillary Clinton the package deal?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just read this long piece in The New York Times about how Anthony Weiner has changed. He seems to partially blame Twitter for the situation. He basically tries to make it seem like he would never hurt his wife again. But, post scandal he was talking to me and I have proof. This went on for months. Online, texting, phone calls (he was smart enough to always block the number) I truly respected and admired this man. I thought the media tried to make him out to be some creepy pervert and he wasn’t. I was totally wrong. Obviously I’m young and naive, because while my feelings grew as time passed, I quickly realized he only cared about the sexual. Please help me put this perv on blast. AGAIN. You would think he would learn from his mistakes… Anyway, if you know any journalists or publishers that want proof send them my way!  This guy is running for mayor of NYC seemingly on this platform of having changed..but he hasn’t.

F*ck the journalists. I want your proof, lets blast this fool on TheDirty. (Email me intel [email protected]).- nik