THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl, Keisha Bennis from DC is a real loser. She likes to call herself “The Real Kelly Bundy”, but she is nowhere close to real. She spends her days tweeting meaningless comments on Twitter and she spends her nights escorting in D.C. She looks nothing like her pics that she posts online. She’s a grown ass woman and is constantly on the party scene trying to score her next high. She talks a big game online at Twitter and thinks she’s the shit. I’ve seen her in the D.C. scene for years trying to hookup with guys to make a few dollars. She once hooked up with my ex-boyfriend in a club bathroom just to get some yayo. This ho is always online calling out women for being whores but she is the biggest one of all of them. She claims to be a spokes model/actress on her twitter account “The Real Kelly Bundy”, she’s a fake wannabe groupie that will lay on her back for an hour for any guy that is willing to throw her a few dollars. Her hobbies include, taking selfies, tweeting, partying, taking more selfies, more partying and taking some more selfies. Sad thing is that she has two small children that probably never see their mother because she’s always partying and could care less about them. To all you guys out there that run into her late night, buyer beware, there is nothing real about Keisha Bennis or the name she ripped off from the real Kelly Bundy.