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Obama Can’t Be Serious

November 26, 2014 Dirty Politics, The Dirty, Washington DC 184


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, why is Obama talking about sending troops back to the Middle East.  What kinda of nonsense is this?  He lied to us.

Two more years and Obama will go down as the worst president in American history…worse than Carter.- nik

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Broke King

November 20, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is (ugh I don’t even want to type his name) “King Rich”. He is one of the most vile, useless, repulsive wanna-be PIECES OF SH*T to ever exist. He kind of just appeared in DC a couple years ago… I was part of the club scene for a while and I had never seen him before. Anyways he just started popping up everywhere in DC and claimed to be a manager at Dirty Bar but really he was nothing but the doorman. All he does is post pics of stupid shit he buys at LV, Gucci or Nike (doesn’t even buy the expensive stuff at LV/Gucci…lame sh*t like belts), posts pics of him and random girls at the club (98% he doesn’t know, just starts talking to them and says lets take a pic), and posts ridiculous statuses about women referring to them as bitches or sl*ts. And he uses stupid #’s like #ballterstatus #kingslanding etc. Did I mention he’s a deadbeat dad? He has 2 younger daughters (like under 12) and he never sees them. They came to DC to visit from Texas and he is so obsessed with partying and has nothing better to do that he brought them to a BAR called A-Town for Sunday funday – just has music blasting and everyone is wasted. He thinks he’s so hot and can get all the ass he wants but really he’s fat and has a pig nose. All the girls in pics are like I said randoms and the girls he actually does bang are -3′s. Case in point his ex Shana who looks like a man. He was once put on blast bc he didn’t pay his A-Town tab haha more like #brokeking.

Those big arms on the blonde totally ruin her strong jawline.- nik

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What Do You Think Of Phelps’ Girl At HRC National Dinner

November 6, 2014 Washington DC 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, our girl appeared finally after a month, what do you think? She was at a prominent table of DC movers and shakers. Talked openly about Michael Phelps when people came up and asked about him throughout the night. Said she had seen him that morning as part of family therapy. No sign of a baby bump in this dress by BCBG. Also to note, she could walk back stage and all around free of secret service interference.

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Does Mike Esterman manage escorts

November 6, 2014 Washington DC 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Not sure why I never put this together myself but Mike Esterman may very well have his own escorting service. If you venture to his site and try to book a “atmosphere model” you’ll see a ton of familiar faces (Scars/Kina/Sky). I was also told he was the one that worked with Laura Michelle Prestin to send her out to Dubai for ..work. What’s the deal with him?

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More On Michael Phelp’s Girl

October 26, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 124


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a friend close to Taylor confirms that she is definitely involved with Phelps and provided text messages to prove that before he left for rehab things were still good between them. They are still together. I can’t wait for the Uber driver to tell his story of taking her home the night of the DUI when Phelps sent her away crying.  Click here to see more texts!!

OMG…give it up already. Michael doesn’t love you. He was in a dark place.- nik


Do You Believe All The Stuff You Write About Michael Phelp’s Girl

Justin Timberlake Did Give Her The Mercedes

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Do You Believe All The Stuff You Write About Michael Phelp’s Girl

October 22, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 223

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, curious why you only post the worst pictures of this girl? These are all on the web and she is not an ugly old lady like you portray her on here. Just saying…. I think it’s sad she is gone from social media and is no longer working publicly since this happened to her. What happens when Phelps gets out of rehab and they go public with a statement and she looks nothing like the way you have put her on blast here, but more like her public persona outside your website? You probably won’t post this due to the fact it doesn’t fit the criteria of degradation, but oh well. Insert your dismissive, awful comment here and post away like you do.

Stop submitting yourself please, we get it…Phelps was drunk and texted you for naked pictures. Also, why are you implants rejecting from your body…I think it’s pretty obvious.- nik

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Brandon Tran

October 1, 2014 Washington DC 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brandon Tran from Washington DC. I used to attend Langley High with him. He LIES constantly and about everything. Do not be fooled by his looks…he looks innocent but he is a disgusting personality. H’s tall as a giraffe and talks too much shit. He once owed money to his friend BRYAN for some cards that he bought and he never paid us back..and on top of it, he brags to every one that his family has money. He cheated on his girlfriend back then and pretends that she cheated on him. His sister Ashley Tran is also a little bitch and slut who sleeps with every indian guy she hangs out with while having an asian boyfriend! Guess she likes them dark! hahaha. Her and her “sorority sisters” are all the same! They’re an ugly family from inside and out! STAY AWAY FROM THEM! Before speaking about how family is rich, have the decency to pay us back the money you owe us. Peace bitches.

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Kara Barbero and her Ever Growing Brows

September 30, 2014 Virginia Beach, Washington DC 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kara Barbero needs to lay off the eyebrow pencil because she is morphing herself into Groucho Marx and drawing attention to her crows feet at the young age of 28. And while she is at it she should stop spending a lot of time on f_k sites advertising herself as some positive spiritual person who gives good massages, when in reality she is just trying to hook a dude dumb enough to be a meal ticket for her and her kid (who she happens to NOT mention online let alone while on ‘dates’). Kara, go take care of your kid and stop being nothing more than a warm hole and lousy slay.

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