Ashley Venus Is a Devil Worshiper

April 11, 2014 Charleston, West Virginia 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ashley Venus A.k.A. Lucifer’s bride! ive seen this girl literally drink goats blood. she only HAS RELATIONS with ladys… if you know what I mean. her ex is lady gaga, they dated for 2 years. even though theres no proof I seen this with my own eyes. now shes dropped off the face of the earth! she can take her familys money and buy her any thing she wants. even a get out of jail free card! this girl is the weirdest and strangest one ive ever met. but she has a mysterious side. I swear if you would pour holy water on her she will melt! I think gaga she get back with her. there a perfect match.  this song she wrote for lady gaga herself.



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Ashley Venus Shaves Head

April 8, 2014 Charleston, West Virginia 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ashley Venus Shaves hEAD AFTER week long party binge. 4 year girl friend leaves her crazy! I heard she stays locked in her room writing music for days some times weeks. money cant buy you happiness venus. she thinks shes hot shit. but in reality shes not shit. just a girl with a big chest and no brains.



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Elizabeth Jane Salisbury

February 26, 2014 Charleston, West Virginia 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Elizabeth Jane Salisbury of Morgantown/Fairmont, WV. Shes always been a crazy crusty smelly c*nt and now she has been arrested and is a pretrial felon. The cops were called to her place for domestic violence involving her d!ck of the week. She admitted to being under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, and prescription drugs. Her BAC was recorded as .140 according to the complaint. The worst part is there were three children, ages 3 and 4, in her care at the time. If convicted, the crime of child neglect creating risk of injury brings a sentence of a fine not more than $3,000 and confined to the custody of the division of corrections for not less than one nor more than five years. I don’t know who in their right mind would ever let kids near her bcz she is extremely filthy. She brags about being ran over by a car several years ago and losing her sense of smell which allows her to never clean herself or her house and lets her animals shit all over the place and leave trash in piles all over the place. She and her mom share a drug addiction and zero hygiene. Maybe if she showered once and a while my friend never would have gotten herpes from her. As for her career, its looking amazing-she may have a job at APPLEBEES!! She’s REALLY going places. And by places I mean JAIL. This is a warning to all Morgantown and Fairmont residents to never leave your children in her care (click here for article)



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Elizabeth McCoy is a Husband Stealer

December 31, 2013 Pittsburgh, West Virginia 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Elizabeth was a former employee of my husband & recently reached out to us to become closer friends(her words). Then began a sexting relationship w him sending him naked, trashy pics of herself. This continued for at least a month between them until I saw a picture. We even spent Thanksgiving weekend with her, her husband & daughter! My husband told me she was trying to break us up because she wanted him. He’s at fault too but he’s my problem & I don’t want her to ruin anymore marriages. Her family is from sipesville, pa & she now lives in sutton, wv

I can feel the belt tightening.- nik



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Travis Snuffer

April 29, 2013 Dirty Business, Virginia Beach, West Virginia 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This dirty cop is just that, he will sleep with anything willing. He claims to be a ladies man but does that really count when these “ladies” are fat lesbians or look like 10 year old boys? I don\’t think so. All while having a girlfriend. Have fun with his pregnant belly and lack of “nightstick” ladies.

I thought cops had to be in shape.- nik



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Another MTV Trashbag

February 13, 2013 Dirty News, Virginia Tech, West Virginia 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Salwa Amin, the new hefty trashbag of MTV’s Buckwild series- This bitch first off doesn’t even know what it means to be country. I grew up in WV and we do not walk around in 5 inch heels when we know we are going to have fun in the mud and we sure as hell don’t priss around like we are better than anybody and talk the way she does. Come to find out, she was arrested Monday morning on 3 felony drug charges for intent to deliver Oxycontin and Her**n from Michigan with her douchebag boyfriend. Sickens me to know that this is what kids get to look up to and not the real part of what it means to live in WV and have fun doing so. We already have a bad rep as it is. MTV needs to take all of their dope pushers and pile them all in a room together until they figure out life. But then again, they would make a damn show out of it!

Its a hard life after your 15 minutes.- nik



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Cleat Chaser

November 14, 2012 West Virginia 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has a love affair with baseball players, and she\’s boarderline crazy.

Who is the baseball player?- nik



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I Trust Your Opinion

November 8, 2012 The Dirty, West Virginia 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I  see how honest you are on TheDirty and I really need some blunt honesty in my life (friends always seem to sugar coat things). I’m 22 and have been with my boyfriend since I was 16. We always had a normal relationship – occasional fighting, name calling – but always made up. Lately we have been fighting a lot and have just broken up. He says I’m not affectionate enough, although that’s not the reason we broke up. He was becoming very insecure and controlling and I told him that was not okay. I feel really bad that we’re broken up and want to make things right between us. I try to talk to him and he is being really mean and nasty trying to hurt me, saying he doesn’t care. What do I do to get through to him? Why am I so scared to let him go? Do you think he truly does not care anymore?

Why are you trying to get through? When a car breaks down and you get it fixed, it never runs the same. Time to take this car to the junk yard and never look back.- nik



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