THE DIRTY ARMY: Surprisingly, this one has yet to be broadcasted, but her it is. What weighs 3 hundred pounds and crouched in dirty corners of Wichita? What if I told you that this troll survived off of meth and small amounts of seamen? You heard about her, Nik meet Passion Kelly. She has the name of a stripper, and the body of a unkempt prepubescent teenage boy. i remember since high school this tweaker has walked around thinking she is hot when really all anyone wants from her is a blow job. we have common aquaintences and she wont hessitate to lay down for even her friends boyfriend. i remember in grade school she came to school smelling like armpit and never bathed. she has got pregnant twice by 2 guys and did a bunch of ice to ki** the baby. a name like Passion you think pretty but in this case noooo!. Fattest meth head i ever seen thats FOR sure. then again if i had a herpe infested cauliflower cunt i would give up on ever amounting to anything other than a dope fiend also. you know when you see a kid you grew up with in recent death notices, sadly this wont be nothing even noticed, nothing more than an expansion of previously voided space by just another dumb used up meth head.