THE DIRTY ARMY: I stumbled upon a picture of this girl and was hoping someone could identify her. I think that ass is amazing. Would you Nik?
Answer: No, she’s not a fruit.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Sophia she is a famous model in Europe, she appeared on several European reality shows including a guest appearance on Eurovision 2009. She is not trying to make it in Manhattan, my question to you Nik is would you?
Answer: NO, looks like she’s gunna topple over with that big ol forehead of hers.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this nasty home wrecking whore is Heather Schaa. Females like this are the reason why Sacramento is called the armpit of California, nothing but stinky bitches with tattoos & drawn on eyebrows. She can be found on every dating site but she’s famous for being on P.O.F. taking to any man she can get. I know four dudes who have said they have ran a train on her while meeting her one night at a party. Females I know claim that she will text their boyfriend and send them naked pictures of herself even after they deny her. She has a daughter and claims to be a faithful Christian. Yet I’m finding naked pictures of her on my home computer. I guess my ex boyfriend thought she was something pretty to look at. Just wondering Nik, would you?
Answer: No, that bottom pic can’t be her, not that the extra pits look good anyways.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Meg’n Cooper, pretty sure her name isnt really Meg’n but sure ok, anyway she is constantly blowing up everyones newsfeed on fb with constant “selfies” and updates on when she farts, she thinks she is gods gift to this world and its getting super annoying!! She claims to be a christian and wants a good christian guy but my guess is they are all hiding in the hills since she gave her last guy **.. one question, would you?
Answer: No, she exposes away her age marks + hot people are in constant search for attention.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with this Chicago chick. Yeah she needs some enhancments (plus twos, and maybe some lips)and paybe retire the duck lips…. but other than that she seems to have more going for her that most chicago girls and some killer eyes. Not some orange bottle rat. I would hit that. would you?
Answer: No, she’s pulled a few too many all nighters and wrecked her face.