Melissa Matheson

September 22, 2014 Halifax, Would You? 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik always like reading your “would you” posts, I find you are usually right on with your “yes’ and “no”‘s.You need a few more Nova Scotians on your “yes” list. How about this girl my friend Melissa Matheson.She is skinny, blond and cute.Got one of those round tight little butts you could bounce a quarter off of. She is just crazy and wild, good in bed (just like a Bengal tiger, back scratching and everything I hear),she can down a beer like no ones business.She is really friendly and always goes out of her way to be nice to everyone, would help anyone with anything. just adorable. Someone who is great to party with and the life of every party. She is a great dance and can really twerk up a storm when she wants to. She is on FB and just a great person to have on your FB friend list.She’s on my “yes” list any day of the week. What do you and the “army: think? Yes or No?



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Very Simple Question

September 12, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? 103

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m going to make this very simple.  I need to know if you would or if you would not with this beauty?  And if you say no, please explain yourself.

Answer: No, too much eye-lash glue.



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Suga I’m Fierce

August 18, 2014 Cleveland, Would You? 88

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This girl is very disturbed and manic. She had an obsession with the dating website known as pof. She will tell u she likes u and wants to start a relationship. It’s all bullshit. She will text u I miss u baby while sitting next to her ex bf. she will tell u she has several sex buddies but it’s not a big deal. She says if she don’t take her meds she will have sex with several guys. She makes u beleive there’s a chance when she knows there is none. It’s like a sick game she plays with men. Her own mother says she’s no good and a cheater. I asked her if she could send me a pic to show my mother nd she responded sorry in only have nudes. Wow not a girl u wanna take home to momma. She’s in the brookpark area, do watch out. She tried overdosing on Tylenol pms because she said her life is soo hard living in a big house and getting things for free. Very sad for a 27 year old. She says when she’s miserable she has sex with random guys. And trust me, u don’t have to be attractive for her to hop right on u. She has a lip ring and there’s something wrong with her bottom lip. Std of done sort. On her pills she told me she didn’t know my friend. Ok we’ll off her pills she said she took his virginity. She’s a case n a half ppl. She said if u date her she will delete her dating website profile, we’ll guess what she wo’t. She mite change the headline but beleive me it’s still up. Ppl like this shit be off the streets. A walking std if u ask me.



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Nik Richie’s Perfect Body

July 2, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty, Would You? 91

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I saw this woman and I immediately thought of you. Yes, kind of homo. Now when I look at a woman’s body I always evaluate them like you because I don’t want to sell myself short. “I know my worth” as you say.  Should I? Is she NR worthy?

I wouldn’t kiss her, that’s for sure.- nik



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Dirty Army Would You?

June 28, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Would You? 178

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this post isnt for you its for the dirty army. Would you with this Asian? Camay Diem lives in Las Vegas and loves to party. DA would you?

That tattoo though? What a waste.- nik



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The Hottest Chick On The Planet

June 24, 2014 Columbia, The Dirty, Would You? 94

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, may I present my nominee for your 2014 girl. I know she’s not brunette like you want. Her name is Ana Sofia Henao and she is a model from Columbia. I figured since your wife part Argentinean that Ana would be your taste. Sorry to go all International on you.

Tell me more, she is winning (lizard eyes don’t help though). I’m trying so hard to help the brunette community, but I feel like it’s impossible.- nik



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Aussie Import Shari Onley

May 29, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty, Would You? 65

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you’re always looking for the hottest thing out there. This sexy creature is Shari Onley is an import from Australia and plays Lingerie Football for the Chicago Bliss so my big question is would you?

Answer: No. Buff chicks make me feel gay.



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Would you with this brunette

May 16, 2014 Manhattan, Would You? 73

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Allie Roberts from Schenectady New York? Look at those eyes! Would you?



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