Officer Douche Juarez

September 2, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, finally justice!! Meet Officer Juarez of the Highwood Police dept. this douche always had it out for my friends and I, for no reason. Come to find out, mr “family man” was fired for keeping drug evidence for himself, and his weekly girlfriend. This dirty cop was also caught banging some prostitute in his cop car, while on duty. There’s a list of things this scumbag was under investigation for. His poor wife, and child. There’s a special place in hell for people like this.

Nice teeth.- nik



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The Dollar Store Barbie

September 2, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 14

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let introduce you to this wacky tacky bimbo. She’s a stripper/escort who is trying to convince people she is dating some known rapper. She literally makes multiple accounts and tells people (in the third person) about dating this guy. Also I’ve heard she’s one of the many girls who flies to Dubai to get golden showers… (if anyone can confirm what I’ve heard feel free to leave a comment). This chick needs help and I’ve got an ass whooping waiting for her if I ever catch her in Miami AGAIN.

Those legs are thick and her nails are ghetto. Buyer beware.- nik



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Top Douchebag In Canada

September 1, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 74

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised no one has posted Landon Hamilton before. He has slept with over 400 girls, even had a party to celebrate the 200th! Lure girls in with the promise of cash, booze, and gifts. His sexy body helps women over look his true colors. Typical douchebag he never uses uses condoms because its against his code of honor, he probably has **** by now. Women, beware of this douchebag because he loves to get his Greg wet in anything with a hole and he has DRD. He thinks hes a big shot cause he worked on the rigs for a few years and made a little money, which ended with him investing in many failed businesses already because hes got an IQ of 30. He loves hookers and pepsi. He used to date Sarah Hlapcic who’s been on theDirty before, she’s a well known hooker in Calgary, Alberta.

I’m guessing by the spikes those are Red Bottoms.- nik



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Best Looking Transgender Is Julian

September 1, 2014 Chicago, San Antonio, The Dirty 72

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Philipno guy (Julian) became a girl (Julia)… after so many years… he looks amazing, he could be the best looking transgender ever! I’m just surprised… all the guys he sleeps with gotta be drunk or on drugs to not to notice the downstairs.

I’m confused, so does this make the dude in the red shirt Gay?- nik



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I Wish Times Were Different

September 1, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 51

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember back in the day when people would “freak” at dances/concerts?  It was so easy to get laid back then, the music would come on and everyone would start dancing and getting crazy. You would be able to get the girls so wet by grinding your boner on them… it was easy.  Now you go see a DJ, no one is dancing together, you are just rolling your f*cking balls off and raising your hands bouncing in one place… and if you wanna get laid?  You better be able to pony up 500 bucks or be ready for a long night of poppin molly and trying to stay up the latest with a girl and then maybe, maybe you get laid.

Bottle service ruined everything. I would freak on chicks so hard back in the day.- nik



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Does AIM Know Where The Fountain Of Youth Is

September 1, 2014 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty 88

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’ve been coming to this site for over 5 years now and AIM looks better and better, which makes no sense since most girls are getting worse by the month, but not AIM.  Personally, I think she is on HGH or something but I have no doubt.  I’m about to turn 24 next month and I need to start thinking about my looks for the long run, I can already tell the difference in my metabolism and how by body is burning calories like it use to.

Hispanics don’t weather like white girls.- nik



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Chewy’s Rapidly Aging And Getting Worse

September 1, 2014 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, The Dirty 123

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you were right about Amanda L’hommedieu clinging onto her long gone youth which explains her excessive plastic surgery and her embarrassing photo shop errors. Chewbacca’s chubby man face did need help but now she just looks warn out and a lot like a transvestite. This poor hooker is so delusional thinking that people are jealous of her when in reality she is an entertaining train wreck. What’s even funnier is hearing what her “Hooker Besties” or her “red bottoms gang” say about her behind her back. We are all just counting down until she wakes up broke and in a trailer park in 5 years. If she looks like this at 25 then she is going to be disgusting by 30. Congrats Amanda for being such a baller, you are officially the laughing stock of Vegas. She is a walking joke. Vegas has swallowed you up dear, and has spit you out!

Way too much makeup. Scooby Snack is winning.- nik



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Who Is Autumn Wedan

September 1, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 58

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m confused as to who this girl is. Her name is Autumn Wedan and she was in LA for a while this summer and was in quite a few pictures and vines with the Vine stars like DeStorm, Lianne V, and Hannah Stocking. She gained quite a following but isn’t involved with at scene. I think she’s beautiful but now she’s in a different country or something. What do you think?

I think she has a very authentic look.- nik



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