The Dirty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Watch Your Men Around Natasha Guzman

December 20, 2014 Portland, The Dirty 15


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Natasha Guzman is a Portland girl who only cares about one thing… MONEY. She isn’t afraid of sleeping with someone’s boyfriend either. She might be hot, but she is grimy as hell. Girls, watch your men around her.

She is a terrible crawler. You always suck in when the back is arched…come on.- nik

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Cam Girl Trinity Ambers

December 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m in love with this girl.  Mr.Richie, I know you say cam girls have no souls but this one takes the cake. She talks sh*t to guys that talk sh*t to her and it’s straight comedy. I would even go as far as a girl version of you.  She’s probably one of the realist cam chicks I have seen.

What is growing on her stomach? Looks like some form of DRD.- nik

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How Does Uniboob Get Into Clubs

December 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, are some of your friends in charge of nightlife in Vegas? If so, why are they letting Uniboob into their establishments? She isn’t of age and if she gets busted in there, your boys are going to have to cough up a pretty penny.

Those are definitely glued together.- nik

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Why Are Most Persian Women So Ugly And Trashy

December 20, 2014 Hollywood, London, The Dirty 122


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why are Persian women so ugly, fake and trashy? They are definitely among the trashiest looking women out there. Why is this look the ‘beauty standard’ among Iranians, do they really think this looks attractive? Tehrangeles is packed with women looking like this who have ruined their faces, especially with botched nose jobs that left them looking like post-surgery M. Jackson. Also what is that trend with sharp, witch-like eyebrows and fake bleached hair, it looks disgusting.

I feel like this post is a trap by the Iranian community.- nik

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My Son Might Be Gay

December 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 208


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for Christmas I have my kids just go online and send me links to whatever they want.  Just yesterday, my 13 year old son sent me a link to the Tom Ford site.  I was wondering what a 13 year old kid would want from a designer, when I opened the link, my heart dropped.  For Christmas this year, my 13 year old boy asked for a Tom Ford penis neckless???  Not only are they over $800, but its a damn penis.  I’m still in shock to be honest, I don’t know how to feel about this.  Growing up, I was always told being gay is a sin and not what God wants from us.  But as I have got older, being gay is a very open and accepted thing now.  I just don’t know how to go about this?  If I get him the neckless and I telling him its ok to be gay?  And at 13, do you really know?

I’m so getting this for Cedric Gervais. Perfect gift for him.- nik

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Sabrina Couture Doesn’t Think We Know

December 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Toronto 52

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sabrina Couture. Sabrina has been getting away with making money for offering her body for way too long now. She doesn’t have a job, but goes away to Hollywood months at a time “for acting jobs”.  Yet, she isn’t in anything at all. She is sly and finds her customers at events instead of posting ads online. Her and Ashley Kristen could be found every Thursday working the room at The Citizen. Her acting cover is no longer working and she is gonna have to explain where she is making all this money now!!!

Well, Sabby is definitely not a swimsuit model…that’s for sure.- nik

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I Hope They Get The Same Treatment

December 19, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 37


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Bobby Lee Bryant and Derrick Barnes are some scumbags that should just be electrocuted to death. Currently they are behind bars after allegedly committing a heinous crime in the alleyway behind a popular Miami Beach bar.  Police say the men were caught raping a mentally ill woman in the alley way behind the Lost Weekend and Kill Your Idol bars near Espanola Way and Collins Court.  I truly hope these two get raped in jail so they know how it feels.

Are they high or crying from the shame?- nik

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What A Waste

December 19, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 164


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why do black people ruin everything great in life? This bull lost it’s balls because some rapper is an idiot with no respect for Italian culture.

Don’t assume the driver is black. It could be any race.- nik

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