(Click on the image to see this “Stepford Wife’s” +2′s… thoughts?)
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Thanks so much for cluing me in to this alternate universe. All my life all I have wanted to be was a faithful wife. I’m extremely attractive, largely because of plastic surgery guide lines from you! Anyway, never really meant to be a gold digger but now I have an Ivy league education and I just want to be a sexy Newport mom. I understand I’ll be replaced in ten years but I promise to make those ten years the most amazing sex filled blow job years of his life. So what now Nik you judgmental prick? Never mind won’t be checking back just making naked sandwiches while I give my husband a blow job.
Katie, why are you sending me naked pictures of yourself? I’m already taken.- nik