Age Is Catching Up To Anna Paquin

July 29, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you recently posted about Anna’s repulsive looking hair color on TR. What you failed to point out and needs to be adressed, is how bad Anna is aging. You would think that her B-list fame would at least get her the necessary vitamins and skin products to help her age gracefully. What do you think is the cause? What do you think her future is after True Blood? Her acting is horrible and she was kicked off the X-men movie for a reason. Thoughts?

I hope she saved up some of that True Blood money… she is going to need it.- nik



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It Is So Sad What Has Become Of Leper

July 28, 2014 Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 61

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Leper’s been arrested again on July 16th in Lewisville for Possession of Dangerous Drug and Manufacture/Deliver Controlled Substance. She looks so sick in this mugshot. This is getting sad. So hard to believe this is even her, but it is.

She really does look like a Diane now.- nik



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Sponge Bob Square Chest

July 28, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 49

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, looks like fattiecakes got her boobs done, AGAIN. She was posting all about her surgery on FB, as if this is something to brag about. She posted these pics recently – she must think NOW the second time around she has round breasts. WRONG. Unfortunately, they look just as square as they did before. What’s wrong with this girl? They look awful!!! Instead of showing those blocks off you should sue that doctor and take them out. LADIES PLEASE — If you’re going to get fake boobs you have to do your research and DO NOT try cut costs, or youll end up like this slor, living at home, working at a bar, showing off her two boxes begging for $5 tips. From what I see she cant even make money working at the bars with those two things attached to her. This is the worst boob job in Chicago, and that says a lot. Please cover up and get a refund, AGAIN.

Looks like someone went to the same doctor for a revision and didn’t get revised.- nik



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Jacob Gomez Is Ladyboy Trash

July 28, 2014 San Antonio, The Dirty 53

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where do I start with this trash. Jacob Gomez is a lady boy trash that will lie steal and now is dating an equal, who loves that life style. Jacob recently stole his grandmother credit card just too see his boyfriend Javier Lopez. Who has been on this site twice already. I guess if daddy didn’t leave daddy would of told him .. Put a condom on.

I don’t understand these poses. Scooby, you met a Gay once in the steam room at Mirage… can you please explain the lighter pose or what he is looking at in the second image?- nik



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Saundra Harper Is Going Insane

July 28, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 95

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Saundra Harper is acting like she doesn’t care about these posts and this week a “good friend” of hers told me how it’s driving her crazy. Wake up call Saundra. These posts didn’t ruin your life. Going out every night and always being high and banging any guy who’ll pay you and your escort friends ruined your life. Even the people who work at Noir Lash Lounge laugh behind your back. She says she doesn’t care about these posts but on June 25 she went and commented on almost all of them and said something different in each one. There is a post of hers that is my favorite, where she pretends me be a regular client of the Donnelly Group. How would a regular at the Donnelly Group know that Saundra and Blake were in a relationship?  Saundra told everyone she was playing Blake and then as soon as these posts came out she switched her story and said they were in a relationship. Even your close friends talk behind your back and are using you. Most of your so called friends already broke ties because they don’t want to be associated with you. Who can blame them when men know your deal and the first thing they ask you is how much it will cost to sh*t on you like the German guy from the Stampede or that a guy like Vern is ashamed to tell everyone about you being in a relationship with him? And whats up with your poor clothing IG account and pretending you lived in NYC?

I don’t like the breast implant scar in Saundra Harper’s armpit.- nik



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Lindsay Lohan Has Terrible Side Boob

July 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 5

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Sword Case Needs Some Touch Up

July 28, 2014 Miami, Sword Case, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Sword Case in Beach Bunny’s show last week. As you can see it looks like her Plastic Surgeon needs to make a couple touch ups.

Wow, Sword Case looks terrible. I had a bunch of buddies sitting front row for this show and they said Beach Bunny had the ugliest girls this year. I blame the hair and makeup staff.- nik



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Hot/Crazy Matrix – A Man’s Guide To Women

July 28, 2014 Hermosa Beach, The Dirty 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Long time lurker. A buddy forwarded this link to a brilliant video describing the acceptable range of hot v. crazy in the women one dates/marries. Neither I nor my friend had anything to do with the making of this video, I just thought it was brilliant and tracked with many of your teachings (although your tastes would push the acceptable minimum threshold on the hot scale at least 2 points higher than the video suggests). Enjoy!!!

Very educational.- nik



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