The Dirty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Chill With The Selfies

November 26, 2014 Philadelphia, The Dirty 11


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Lauren Andreoli needs to be put on blast. She posts 20 selfies a day on IG and her nose hogs the whole picture. There is nothing worse than a girl who thinks the world of herself for no reason. A pound of makeup and extensions don’t cover up the truth. She is in need of a new nose and a solution to that awful refund gap. What do you think?

They invented nose jobs for a reason. So why did you waste the money on a Tori Spelling boob job?- nik

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Shakera Dyson Never Seems To Amaze Me

November 26, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Las Vegas, The Dirty 179


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently found these pics my guy’s phone. He admitted to loaning her the money because she has a kid and would feel horrible if she got evicted because her parents have basically disowned her. I’ve known Shakera, Shay, Shay Brynn or whatever name she is going by for a number of years and she never seems to amaze me. What type of woman or “mother” would do these types of things? Nik- You’ve been doing this for a number of years and have seen it all. What are your thoughts? Click here to see her +2′s!!

I think Shakera Dyson is going to hell.- nik

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Newport Beach Gold Digging Cougars: Now And Then

November 26, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I used to frequent Javier’s in Crystal Cove back in 7-5-2011 and saw this group of gold digging Cougars. Now its 11-19-2014 and I am wondering whatever happen to these hookers? Did they get married to an ugly, old rich sugar daddy? Moved from Newport Beach? Continued stripping & hooking? Or finally realized their days were number and are trying to clean up their act? Any idea?

I think they all work for LoanDepot now.- nik


Can You Nasty Beat Gold Digging Cougars Stay Away From Javier’s In Newport Please

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Who Is Panda

November 26, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 21


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Melissa Fisher aka PandaFBaby. I think she’s super gorgeous. I see her all over Instagram as a bottle server, then the next minute hopping on planes and traveling the world. Please tell me this girl is not an escort. Maybe its the perks of her bottle serving job. Oh, and she looks to be a part time Monster Energy girl, which knocks her down a level.

Sal don’t even ask.- nik

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Serious Inquiries Only

November 26, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 0


Dear Female DA — us boys have a wedding we need to attend on December 13th in Pennsylvania. And I need a date for this lovely Mexican-Mormon gentleman. I want to be very clear, I am not asking for penetration (Scooby doesn’t know how so don’t worry about that). I want a nice normal looking girl to just hang out with Scoobs as a friend. I will be paying a per diem of $200 and you will have to sign a standard nondisclosure agreement (nothing crazy, we get weird sometimes and it’s best to keep matters private). So if this interests you, we would love to have you join us for a night you will never forget.

Serious inquiries only, please include a real photo with email (you will not be posted on TheDirty), thanks — [email protected]

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Masha Kotova Does Have A Solid Face

November 26, 2014 Moscow, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, someone was talking sh*t about her face, but as you can see here.  The face is on point and so is that body.  I do love the name KGB for her and think its time you gave her your blessings.

The face looks handsome to me. Need more intel on KGB.- nik

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Anwar Betrayed Us

November 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Anwar has been in hiding for a longtime. The once most interesting man on Instagram has been MIA. I did some research and found out that Anwar is engaged!! He getting married to a Russian dreamkiller. All this preaching about how great he is was all a lie. He let down a whole community of people that followed his every move. He wasn’t just another wanna be famous F-list celeb like Fake Equis, He was a movement. Anwar you betrayed us! You were supposed to our superhero. Superhero’s make sacrifices for the good of the people.You let us down and lied to us! You were bamboozled. RIP Anwar!!

Congrats and Kisses Anwar. I tole you is ok.- nik

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Jessica Canizales’ Body Has Held Up

November 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 45


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jessica Canizales hasn’t been posted in forever, so I wanted to update you guys. She is still in Miami “working” and doing lame photoshoots… but that body has stayed rocking. By her age many girls are expired but +2′s like that, she has managed to extend her prime time.

This girl is still alive? She must be mid 40′s by now.- nik

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