Look Who Got Arrested

August 19, 2014 Grand Rapids, The Dirty 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Monica Kimball got arrested in Grand Rapids, Michigan for felony assault with a deadly weapon. Not sure of the full story. She has been trying to sleep with my friends boyfriend, while she supposedly has her own boyfriend. She continues to hook up with underaged boys in the meantime because no men would be stupid enough to touch that. Makes me wonder where her poor kids are all of the time since I know for a fact she’s sleeping with everyone in town. She has also become a self proclaimed “puck-slut” not sure why bragging about all of the griffins players you slept with would be attractive but she seems to think so. What a sad life so proud of being used. Someone needs to help her.

1988… she is getting up there.- nik

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I Don’t Know What To Do

August 19, 2014 Sacramento, The Dirty 370

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl here Kylie Cole was taken advantage of at a house party by a guy, but she doesn’t want to go to the police because she has known this guy for a long time as her friend. What should I do go to the police for her or tell her parents about it.

Thoughts?- nik

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Bree Reid Is Instagram’s Finest

August 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 31


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, there is a lot of hot girls on Instagram but this one takes the cake.  Thicker than a Snicker and hot as f*ck.  Tell me any of your guys wouldn’t want to spend a night with this beauty?  She is perfect.

She looks like a fat Romanian.- nik

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Is Selena Gomez Really Bi-Sexual

August 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 37



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve read on a couple different sites that Selena Gomez is secretly bisexual, however, that’s not the news that shocked me. If the rumors are true, it’s her alleged main choice of hook up buddy (her backup dancer, Charity) that was baffling as hell. Out of all of the curious girls out there for her to experiment with, she chose this 4.626272 at best? Come on, Selena. You can do better that. Granted, I’m sure her options are limited as well, given that she’d really need to trust the girl with her secret… and to each her own, I suppose. But damn, it’s so hard to get past this chick’s face. Maybe if Selena finally comes out, she’ll move on to Cara Delevingne or something. They have been pictured together a lot recently, and Cara’s at least slightly easier on the eyes than this mess.  What do you think, Nik? Does Selena have good taste in women?

Selena is not gay.- nik

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Ray Vinci Sadeghi Is A Cheater And Beater

August 19, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 135

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I just want to warn girls about Ray Vinci Sadeghi.  He might have money and he might be very attractive… but he will treat you like sh*t and hurt you if you try and leave.

War Machine part 2.- nik

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What’s Myrna’s Story

August 19, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 22


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Myrna, a bottle service waitress in Las Vegas. She claims to be a model and fashion designer but we always see her post pics in fancy cars and fancy outfits and she’s always traveling. I personally think she’s a porta potty. I mean C’mon its pretty obvious that’s not her car. What do you think?

A bottle server fashion designer… that’s a new one.- nik

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Check Out Audrina Patridge’s ITG

August 19, 2014 Hollywood, Indianapolis, The Dirty 55


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just showing you a pic I saw on TMZ of Audrina Patridge. Don’t know much about her but I’m wondering what you think of the ITG Nik?

What happen to her ass? Her ITG doesn’t count because her ass is not existent.- nik

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Miss Piggy Needs A Mirror

August 19, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 35


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, miss Piggy aka Ashley needs a mirror big time, she’s been posted here few times before but look at those pictures, she looks like there’s a boob hanging out of her shirt, but it’s just the fat that she tries to cover with her too small clothes! Nasty! And look at the bikini photo.  Cottage cheese and flab! Eww Miss Piggy get your sh*t together!!!! And instead of eating Cheetos all day long hit the gym! We don’t buy the lies that u have a personal trainer and if you do GET A REFUND.

She really needs to workout those armpits.- nik

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