Working Girl Or Model/Personal Trainer

October 23, 2014 Pittsburgh, The Dirty 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sarah Evelyn aka Sarah Badges-Canning. She hails from the Pittsburgh area but now is in Cincinatti/Covington Kentucky. She claims she is a promotional model or personal trainer, with all of her workout pics she posts all over IG. But she drives a BMW, never talks about work, and has pictures in hotels. What do you think…..working girl or “model”?

Why are they always buff from Pittsburgh? It’s like they lift fire logs in the winters and flex in the summers.- nik

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My Now Ex Took Tyffanee C. Smith To The Playboy Mansion Instead Of Me

October 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she calls herself Tyffanee C. Smith. My ex(a sleazy British exotic car salesman) took her and hooker Renee Davis to the Playboy Mansion Halloween party instead of me – guess I wasn’t trashy enough(that’s why he’s my ex!.  Here she is at his house (I recognize the terrible art work!) taking selfies! I guess it didn’t work out as she claims she’s not going this year. I hope he at least got laid (and maybe a drd) out of it!

I’m not digging the Where’s Waldo costume. Black chicks don’t convert when it comes to white chick costumes. I decided.- nik


Birds Of A Feather Flock Together

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Top Notch “Rich” Prick

October 23, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 25


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this man whore trolls for underage girls with two Tinder and multiple online dating profiles. He thinks he is a god with his two cars, horse and condo when his money comes from his mommy and daddy. He is a complete psychopath and is constantly trying to lure little girls because he thinks he is smarter than them. Please call this guy out on his ridiculous sh*t.

He looks like Hack Murphy.- nik

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Model Or Just Plain White Trash

October 23, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kayde Dawn also known as Kayla Phipps. She’s been taking her clothes off for anyone who owns a camera. Now that she has her +2′s she thinks she’s world famous when she’s still doing the same thing just being trash and being a skank to every guy in town. What do you think Nik, Playboy? Or K Mart Catalog?

Kayla you should have gone bigger.- nik

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Save Yourself And Take Care Of Your Daughter

October 23, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 74


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here she is again! Thinking she’s all hot while her kid is at home with grandma crying the moment she sees mommy putting make up on because she knows she is leaving. Poor kid, has such a sl*t of a mom and an gay dad. Noel will be raised by her grandmother while her mom is out partying her ass off, texting guys all at the same time. STAY HOME. Stop dressing like a prostitute, even though you are a prostitute since you are employed with Andrea Zabrodskiz. You look like your 45. You have a penis vein on your forehead. Stop getting plastic surgery. Go take care of your daughter, your worse than Bryan.

Now I understand why she cropped her forehead.- nik

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ASU Students Taking Advantage Of A Drunk Girl

October 23, 2014 ASU, The Dirty 95


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, at around 6:10 pm on 10-20-14 these 2 ASU students coerced a drunk lady to get into their car at Circle K at intersection of Rural and Lemon in Tempe. We all know what happened next.

I wish you would have got a better shot of her face.- nik

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Laci Kay Somers Is So Hot

October 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 94

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Laci Kay Somers had amazing style I mean look at her pictures her body is always on point and even with no makeup on she’s the baddest chick on this planet. She’s such a fitness inspiration.

She looks like a bootleg Courtney Stodden.- nik

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Phenomenal Milestone Set By Valerie Betancourt

October 23, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 120

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it gives me great honor to wish a GoGo dinosaur, Valerie Betancourt a very happy 40th birthday! Never would have guessed such a milestone could be hit at The Mid last night. Valerie is a true GoGo dancing icon being she is so old yet young looking!

Latina’s don’t age like the Polish hot dogs in Chitown.- nik

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