Spanish Nanny Is A Fake

August 30, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 45

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, despite all the implants and surgery Spanish Nanny has, she even wears padding in her clothing? Look at the padding on her hip. Maybe some of her Johns can fork out some money for some more real implants under the skin?

She needs to stop getting work done to her body… Spanish Nanny let the plastic breathe a little.- nik



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Don’t Do It Paige

August 30, 2014 Huntington Beach, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Paige (on the right) is not even Asian but she has got so much work done that her cheek bones are creating linear eye sockets. Lay off the plastic Paige.

But her boobs are real though.- nik



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Colt Needs To Stop With The Tattoos

August 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ll make this short and sweet. Colt STOP GETTING TATTOOS!!!!

You can tell that rose smells terrible.- nik



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Charlotte McKinney Is A Goddess

August 30, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 38

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, how anyone doesn’t think this girl is the next big thing is crazy. She has all the curves in all the right spots, she is 10000 times better than Whale Wars and The Office… Charlotte needs to be on billboards not Abigail’s fat ass.

Charlotte’s nose is holding her back.- nik



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Ally Michelle Has Daddy Issues

August 30, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I used to be friends with this girl she used to be so sweet then she started going to raves and now she’s a complete psycho coke head all she does is gets drunk sleeps with random guys and then calls me in the middle of the night to come pick her up because the guy she went home with left her! Ally you need help you steal money from your parents to go out it’s so pathetic these guys are only using you they’re losers with no jobs! You’re going to end up pregnant and LEFT!

What part of Asia is she from?- nik



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Is Jen Selter A Porta Potty

August 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 84

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all the signs are there for this Instagram famous booty. Picture on a yacht: check. Picture in front of a private jet: check. Picture with Fake Equis: check. So sad she just turned 21. Starting young I guess… Best part is that she is known on working on her butt… but at the end of the day, its fake and all those pictures of her working out are just set up shots.

All roads lead to poop.- nik



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She Has No Idea What Loyalty Is

August 30, 2014 Detroit, The Dirty 51

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl right here fake as f*ck!!! A few months ago this bitch was my bestfriend now you wouldn’t know we were cool, she turned on me after years of friendship for some other bitch with a baby. She played gay with me to scam n*ggas out of money but while she “played gay ” I know the real deal. I was on here too and now I believe she did it so this is my get back. She a jealous, short, funny looking, gimpy bitch. She sucks and f*cks for money.  She talked mad sh*t to everyone about her sister and now their bestfriends again. Loyalty is cleary not in her high school vocabulary.

Detroit.- nik



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Don’t Be Fooled By Shandell Myers aka Chandelle Lynn

August 30, 2014 The Dirty, Wichita 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this should be read as a public service announcement in an attempt to save people.  Who ends up on TheDirty.com three times, under two names, across two states? Someone who is truly a terror on this planet. Someone that you do not want to ever be involved with because they clearly have no consideration for other people.  SHANDELL MYERS(Wichita, KS) = CHANDELLE LYNN(Santa Cruz, CA).  SHANDELL you are one of the worst things ever to walk the earth.  Shandell has now made her way to Santa Cruz, CA. She is now using an alias, Chandelle Lynn, in an attempt to cover up her horrific past.  She stole thousands of dollars from me and then stole my identity before leaving Kansas. She has destroyed my credit and my reputation.  The public records of CA show that a restraining order was issued to protect her last victim just a few months ago. She terrorized some guy so bad, threatening to kill him and many other things, that the court ordered a 3 year restraining order against her. Stay away from this succubus. Don’t be Shandell’s or Chandelle’s next victim. Do not associate with her or she will ruin your life too.  DO NOT BE FOOLED, She is not the innocent person she pretends to be. She has an anger so deep inside her she will destroy your life if you get too close.

Yup, you can tell by the eyebrows that is the same person.- nik



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