The Dirty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Malika Haqq’s GoPro

November 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 45


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Malkika Haqq’s GoPro.  I have seen them making out at clubs.  This is funny to me and should be to you.. Posts are on his IG of course, not hers. funny how that works. He’s a millionaire friend of French Montana and is plugged in the music industry.

Tell me more.- nik

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We Need To Expose Eunice’s GoPro

November 25, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 87


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, seems like someone paid for Eunice Kaye’s new pad. I wonder who’s Greg she’s riding this time for it, along with the supposedly “new” car (probably leased) I seriously think this Rhino hooker is a joke. Can someone please exposed her GoPro? We already know Stefan (cosmic gate) is one of her ongoing arrangements.

So is this considered evening wear?- nik


Eunice Kaye Is So Proud Of Her Jet Setting Life

Eunice Kaye Has The Worst Boob Job In Las Vegas

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Gasper Guarassi Is A Convict In The Making

November 25, 2014 Dirty Business, Hollywood, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gasper Guarrasi is a convict in the making. Full of promises to fund your project but deep down is full of sh*t! He plays on peoples dreams of doing film and TV but will never deliver, instead is just looking to hook up with the girls on your project and leave you hanging. Total ass in the industry. Don’t work with this piece of crap!

Are you sure his last name is not Spano?- nik

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Let Me Refresh Your Memory

November 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 32


To all you woman trying to look like Kim Kardashian…CLICK HERE…please remember what you are trying to worship!!- nik

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More On Chewy’s Sidekick Beth

November 25, 2014 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, The Dirty 14


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amanda always tells Beth to delete any and all posts that involve her or her trips or sugar daddies but sometimes there’s a trail. She has been hooking since she was 17 and wow look at her big nose small ass before ducking all the surgeons for her teeth, boobs, lips, nose, rent, cars etc. she’s got the most delusional outlook she thinks she’s going to be the next blonde Kim Kardashian but hides the fact she’s an escort and denies it. She’s a drug addict that takes Adderall 3 times a day and gets drunk every night then does coke until she’s not blacked out anymore but numb so she can f*ck someone to pay her expensive bills. She’s a train wreck that puts out this millionaire perfect princess socialite picture when in reality most women in her hooker red bottom shoes would purposely overdose having to wake up with nasty old man hairy ball smell all over them. She thinks she’s famous and going to be the biggest celebrity in history surpassing Kim K once the right person discovers her.

You are who you hang out with.- nik

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A Toys For Tatas Thanksgiving At Bar Standard In Denver

November 25, 2014 Denver, The Dirty 0


Ladies may the odds forever be in your favor. The holidays are here which means Saint Nik is in a giving mood thanks to my friend and +2′s specialist Dr. Martin [click here to see what he looks like]. A special thank you to Bar Standard in Denver, Colorado — they want to give toys to the children and make the world a better looking place all in one night. Ladies of Denver don’t miss out on your chance to win FREE breast implants (life changing)!!!! I will see you November 26th at Bar Standard!!- nik

Here’s how it works: CLICK HERE TO READ ENTRY RULES!!! – Each NEW toy ($10 value or more) that you bring gets you an additional raffle ticket. Bring up to 10 new toys for the charity, and get 10 additional raffle tickets. Also, raffle tickets can be bought onsite for only $10. For those of you who want to take it up a notch, you will receive 10 raffle tickets for each bottle of liquor you buy at your VIP bottle service table! Raffle will be held onsite and will be filmed for validity. All toys collected will be donated to Volunteers of America for distribution to Denver youth.

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Krystina Torsan’s Metabolism Isn’t As Fast As Audrey’s

November 25, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 46


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can someone please tell me what is going on in these 2 pictures of the same girl?  Holy Krystina Torsan you blew up!!! But thats nothing new since all you do is eat and drink. Honey obviously your metabolism isn’t as fast as Audrey’s.  Just giving you a heads up and maybe this winter you can burn it off.

I hate Winter. Too many layers and guys will bang anything to stay warm. The entire season is a scam.- nik

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Kurt Pinto Thinks He Is Megan Fox

November 25, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 114


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out Kurt Pinto channeling his inner Megan Fox.  Kurt is the most UNMANLY man.  This guy just spends all his time grooming himself to look good in his pointless pictures so he can post and attempt to get more followers and be famous one day, while we whines on Twitter all day like a little bitch.  I wish he would just come out of the closet already.  I know deep down Kurt Doom wants to come out and play.

I agree he needs to go back to Kurt Doom.- nik

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