Sponge Bob Square Chest

July 28, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 66



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, looks like fattiecakes got her boobs done, AGAIN. She was posting all about her surgery on FB, as if this is something to brag about. She posted these pics recently – she must think NOW the second time around she has round breasts. WRONG. Unfortunately, they look just as square as they did before. What’s wrong with this girl? They look awful!!! Instead of showing those blocks off you should sue that doctor and take them out. LADIES PLEASE — If you’re going to get fake boobs you have to do your research and DO NOT try cut costs, or youll end up like this slor, living at home, working at a bar, showing off her two boxes begging for $5 tips. From what I see she cant even make money working at the bars with those two things attached to her. This is the worst boob job in Chicago, and that says a lot. Please cover up and get a refund, AGAIN.

Looks like someone went to the same doctor for a revision and didn’t get revised.- nik

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Jacob Gomez Is Ladyboy Trash

July 28, 2014 San Antonio, The Dirty 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where do I start with this trash. Jacob Gomez is a lady boy trash that will lie steal and now is dating an equal, who loves that life style. Jacob recently stole his grandmother credit card just too see his boyfriend Javier Lopez. Who has been on this site twice already. I guess if daddy didn’t leave daddy would of told him .. Put a condom on.

I don’t understand these poses. Scooby, you met a Gay once in the steam room at Mirage… can you please explain the lighter pose or what he is looking at in the second image?- nik

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Saundra Harper Is Going Insane

July 28, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 127

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Saundra Harper is acting like she doesn’t care about these posts and this week a “good friend” of hers told me how it’s driving her crazy. Wake up call Saundra. These posts didn’t ruin your life. Going out every night and always being high and banging any guy who’ll pay you and your escort friends ruined your life. Even the people who work at Noir Lash Lounge laugh behind your back. She says she doesn’t care about these posts but on June 25 she went and commented on almost all of them and said something different in each one. There is a post of hers that is my favorite, where she pretends me be a regular client of the Donnelly Group. How would a regular at the Donnelly Group know that Saundra and Blake were in a relationship?  Saundra told everyone she was playing Blake and then as soon as these posts came out she switched her story and said they were in a relationship. Even your close friends talk behind your back and are using you. Most of your so called friends already broke ties because they don’t want to be associated with you. Who can blame them when men know your deal and the first thing they ask you is how much it will cost to sh*t on you like the German guy from the Stampede or that a guy like Vern is ashamed to tell everyone about you being in a relationship with him? And whats up with your poor clothing IG account and pretending you lived in NYC?

I don’t like the breast implant scar in Saundra Harper’s armpit.- nik

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Lindsay Lohan Has Terrible Side Boob

July 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 5


Click Here to see Lindsey Lohan’s terrible side boob!!

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Sword Case Needs Some Touch Up

July 28, 2014 Miami, Sword Case, The Dirty 44

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Sword Case in Beach Bunny’s show last week. As you can see it looks like her Plastic Surgeon needs to make a couple touch ups.

Wow, Sword Case looks terrible. I had a bunch of buddies sitting front row for this show and they said Beach Bunny had the ugliest girls this year. I blame the hair and makeup staff.- nik

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Hot/Crazy Matrix – A Man’s Guide To Women

July 28, 2014 Hermosa Beach, The Dirty 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Long time lurker. A buddy forwarded this link to a brilliant video describing the acceptable range of hot v. crazy in the women one dates/marries. Neither I nor my friend had anything to do with the making of this video, I just thought it was brilliant and tracked with many of your teachings (although your tastes would push the acceptable minimum threshold on the hot scale at least 2 points higher than the video suggests). Enjoy!!!

Very educational.- nik

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Chewy’s Insecurity Is Pure Entertainment

July 28, 2014 Chewbacca, Hollywood, The Dirty 145


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s always fun to see desperate fakeass hookers plead for attention with plastic surgery and photoshop, but Amanda L’hommedieu (aka Chewbacca aka Chewy aka Hairy MANda) has just taken it to a whole new level. It’s dirty and classless when you live a lifestyle like Chewy (prostitution, stripping, using married men, going no where in life blah blah the list goes on) but its just pathetic when she feels the need to f*ck with her man face and body surgically and via photoshop on her phone. Zoom in and have a laugh at her like everyone else. Poor Amanda is so insecure and delusional. I guess she will have to hit absolute rock bottom before she realizes she is a nobody and in 5 years when her plastic work sags and she’s old used up garbage and no one will give her a second look, she will at least have photo shopped pics to reminisce. You should definitely have her explain this faux pa! Her photoshop fail in the “W” pix is hysterical. She must have forgotten to shave off her stretched elbow work to make her midsection appear small. Poor poor chewy, you are pure entertainment.

Maybe she is double jointed?- nik

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Sarai Rollins Didn’t Always Look Like This

July 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is the Sarai Rollins that I know. Check out what she looked like before her face and lips were full of fillers. Some guys on here think her face looks too plastic, but would they prefer her this way?

Sarai Rollins looks much better under the knife and with blonde hair. The past is the past.- nik

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