Marty Brown Made Me Cry

October 30, 2014 Cincinnati, Hollywood, The Dirty 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Marty Brown walks on stage for an audition on America’s Got Talent to sing his wife’s favorite Bob Dylan song. Proud of his home state Kentucky he states his true love is music and represents his passion and dreams. Once they hear his great voice and guitar he caused the judges and audience to stand and cheer!

See, not all people from Kentucky are EVIL.- nik

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When You Visit To Odessa

October 29, 2014 The Dirty, Ukraine 18


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! When you visit to Odessa? Sunny, beach, sexy ladies, good prices! Don’t worry fighting in Donetsk, seven hundred kilometres far. Odessa very safe. This Olga Arkhangelskaya. She very close human Barbie Valeria. Very pretty! No women like heifer or sow as you have in America! In Ukraine all women yest coveted “ITG” we know how make men happy!

Ukraine isn’t on my hit list at the moment.- nik

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Nik, You Amaze Me

October 29, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 55


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are an absolute badass, I love this site and all the sh*t show it entails. You are beautiful and I am in love. Adopt or Marry me, either way. Did you come up with the concept for this site solo or was it a collaboration? Will you do an autobiographical drama about your success??? I would totally download the torrent! Keep on keepin on, this site is perfect.

You sound like a rookie — I wrote a book you can download it HERE. Thank you for the love.- nik

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Pale Vs Tan

October 29, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 129


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a Northern European woman now living in Southern California. Everyone I know spray tans and spends hours at the beach to get a bronzed look. I do get pressured from friends to join the fake bake trend. I think their is something angelic and classy about milky white tattoo free skin. I’ve recently noticed that celebrities have ditched the trashy orange look. Do you think the self tan trend is coming to an end? Light skin can be sexy.

I love pale. I rather bang ghosts and vampires than werewolves and black chicks.- nik

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Clown Under Is NOT Single

October 29, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 27


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Clown Under is NOT single! She is dating a guy in Muswellbrook jail where she first seen him while visiting her finance is who now her ex. She is moving to Sydney for him as he is her new sugar daddy supporting her as her past has constantly involved. Being with men for money! What a fool he is!

Ugh, I know I’ve said this a million times, but those tattoos totally ruined her.- nik

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Snoop Dogg Loves The Whites

October 29, 2014 Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 140


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge Snoop Dogg fan and after the whole Iggy mess I saw the light. I’ve never noticed this before but Snoop is into to white women now. No joke he only takes pictures with white females and touches them like a creep.

There is nothing wrong with a little Jungle Fever. Weed plays tricks on the mind.- nik

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Jessica Dolan Doesn’t Want Miami To Know

October 29, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 64


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, yesterday we crowned South Beach 2014 30k Millionaire German Beneditti. The few nights Fake Equis was in South Beach German rounded up his crew of bottle rats and he partied with a well known Escort porn star named Jessica Dolan. She is the one in the white dress in all of the party pics. Too bad Jessica doesnt realize she is nothing more than a slab of roast beef on clearance at the Piggly Wiggly deli who’s expiration date has long come and gone. This girl not only has slept with half the promoters of Miami but is in a porn where she takes DP. Jessica tries to keep this secret and doesnt like Miami to know the truth, but it happened. I am sure the Dirty Army can dig the video up, Jessica your parents must be proud.

Let me guess, she gets free dinners at Scarpetta.- nik

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Will Scars Ever Stop Partying

October 29, 2014 Hollywood, Scars, The Dirty, Toronto 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at Scars again chasing GoPros at the Playboy Mansion? Is this girl ever going to stop?

If she stops, how will Scars make money?- nik

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