Don’t Miss Episode 2 of ‘You’re The Worst’ TONIGHT on FX

July 24, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

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An original comedy from writer and executive producer Stephen Falk, ‘You’re The Worst’ puts a dark twist on the romantic comedy genre. Narcissistic, brash, and self-destructive “Jimmy Shive-Overly,” played by Chris Geere (The Spa), thinks all relationships are doomed. Cynical, people-pleasing, and stubborn “Gretchen Cutler,” played by Aya Cash (The Wolf of Wall Street), knows that relationships aren’t for her. So when they meet at a wedding, it’s only natural that the two of them go home together and, despite their better judgment, begin to find themselves falling for each other.

Rounding out the cast is Desmin Borges (The Good Wife), who plays “Edgar Quintero,” Jimmy’s once homeless, war veteran roommate, and Kether Donohue (The Carrie Diaries) as “Lindsay Jillian,” Gretchen’s best friend and former partner in crime who’s now struggling with a life of domesticity.

You’re The Worst is a modern look at love and happiness told through the eyes of two people who haven’t been very successful with either. It’s the story of Gretchen and Jimmy, fear, heartbreak, romance, sex, food, Los Angeles, friendship, and the fact that sometimes the worst people make the best partners.

Click here for more info on ‘You’re The Worst’!!!



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I’m Never Flying Again

July 24, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 86

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so another flight has gone missing… Ummm, what the hell is going down? Last week Putin shoots down a Malaysian flight and today an Air Algerie flight with 116 souls on board is missing and they are saying it “probably crashed” but they don’t have any evidence. I’m scared to fly.

Aliens.- nik



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Sucks Money Can’t Buy Vegas Dave Height

July 24, 2014 GoDaddy, Las Vegas, The Dirty 115

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the weirdest looking couple award goes to these two. I thought the man in the relationship was supposed to be the bigger one? D. Parker aka GoDaddy is a sasquatch and look at those thunder thighs!

Him and Fake Equis are the same height. I respect Vegas Dave for not wearing heels like Dan. Height means nothing when you have money and power… so I don’t understand why Fake Equis doesn’t embrace being 5’5?- nik



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Mariah Carey Is Giving Up

July 24, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 4

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Click Here to see a heavy set Mariah Carey at the Los Angeles premiere of ‘Hercules’… I thought it was Wendy Williams at first!!



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Brittnay Loves Sexting

July 24, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 82

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brittnay is the dirtest girl ever! She think she is cute!  She literally thinks she is the sh*t… the girl is always horny and always sending out pictures like this… boyfriend or no boyfriend.  Wanted to ask you what you think?

I bet you there isn’t one white guy in her contacts.- nik



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Lindsay “Barbie” Mendolera Is Delusional

July 24, 2014 Buffalo, Las Vegas, The Dirty 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl needs serious help. Looking past all the makeup and fake hair, someone needs to open her eyes. She’s constantly posting that chicks are after her man and that they constantly text him, but HELLO how do you think they get his number?? Get your head out of your ass Lindsay, your man is PLAYING YOU. Put some clothes on, wash your face, and love yourself.

She looks like a Skyler Haze knock-off.- nik



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It’s All Hollywood Hype

July 24, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 73

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had seen that you posted on your tabrag an unflattering pic of Taylor Swift looking pregnant. Today, there are pics of her ‘fabulously long legs’. You see, if the promotional media buzz wants to make you look good, (say, your new movie is out, or an album) they WILL make you seem desirable, adored, and goddess-like. Take Scarlett Johanssen for instance. Personally, I do not find her that appealing. Her eyes point in two different directions, (the opposite of crossed), and the top part of her lip looks like Francine from American Dad. Yet, guys find her hot because THEY brainwash them into thinking they are hot!!? If I was born into the program, I would be getting hyped up too into being this superhot celestial goddess! Unfortunately, I don’t have a team of hairstylists, fitness instuctors, make-up artists, professional photographers, photoshop, lighting, fans for my hair, and wardrobe consultants to transform me this way. What do you think?

I think its the Gays trying to brainwash the Straights. We believe everything the Pink Mafia sells us.- nik



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Kina Is Looking Weird Lately

July 24, 2014 Hollywood, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 101

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is happening to her face? Is it simply a filter or is this the result of continuous drug/alcohol use? How many years does she have left Nik?

She has Anna Nicole Smith on TrimSpa face.- nik



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