Ashley Alexiss ‘The Role Model For Women’

July 26, 2014 Boston, The Dirty 37



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like plus size wannabe celebrity Ashley Alexiss has finally decided to stop pretending that she’s some kind of role model for fat, insecure women. Since her ‘very public breakup’ with Shredz tool Colin Wayne, she’s been sucking down as much booze as she can fit into that giant squishy gut of hers. All she’s been posting on her Twitter and IG are pictures and videos of her partying with her nasty friends and ex boyfriend (who she constantly defends…”exes CAN be friends, blah blah…” Whatever Ashley. Like you aren’t banging Travis. You are so desperate for attention. It’s really rather pathetic. You are not a super model. You are not a role model.

Looks like Ashley Alexiss needs AA.- nik

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Your Wish Has Been Granted

July 26, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you asked for a body picture of this girl, here it is. Miriam Samuels in all her slutty glory. So what has she been up to lately? Just the usual, tramping around town, getting f*cked up and trying to ruin other people’s lives rather then fix her own. Definitely one of the most insecure, idiotic, and most desperate individual I have ever met. Btw she loves anyone with money and will do whatever with them.

I still can’t see anything… too much blur tool.- nik


Miriam Samuels Is Back On The Market

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Am I Wrong For Despising My Parents

July 26, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 43

Lower Manhattan, New York. Dominating the skyline is One World Trade Centre, better known as Freedom

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sorry that I didn’t post any details, but this is embarrassing for me, and while I don’t give a sh*t about my parents reputation, I don’t want do bring any shame to the rest of my family.  I was born to unstable euro trash with severe mental and personality disorders, both are narcissistic sociopaths, my father is a degenerate sex addict, and my mother is bipolar and suffers from compulsive shopping and hoarding.(both of my parents ironically came from very loving and stable households). The only reason they got married and had a kid was to maintain appearances and they regret their decision ever since (they themselves told me this) the only reason that either of them stay together is cause they have a agreement to never question or alter each others vices or bad behaviors.  Since I was born my mother treated me with abuse and cruelty and my father as if I didn’t exist or with disdain (not once since I was born did I ever hear him say or do anything positive with me unless forced to and even then with extreme displeasure).  My parents had incredible luck and fortune in life that they squandered on drugs, whores and useless sh*t, all the while treating me like nothing (I sh*t you not, they literally cared for and spent more on the goddamn cat). The only reason they even kept me was to use as a tool to ask money from their own parents (I never benefited of a dime) and once they ran that well dry they tried to pawn me off.  Am I wrong for despising them Nik?

Are you going to change the pattern or are you going to sit here and bitch? You sound like your parents…stop blaming and go create a real life for yourself.- nik

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Laura Jacobs Has Made It In Hollywood

July 25, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 56

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch has been on TheDirty before as the insufferable Hollywood bitch but I think we should make her the next dirty celebrity.  Honestly she needs the fame if she’s going to be going around Hollywood sleeping with every Hollywood director and producer trying to be the next big actress or hot model. She even compared herself to Scarlett Johansson on twitter. What do you think Nik?  You’re the expert.  She doesn’t resemble anything to Scarlett. I don’t know what kind of drugs she’s been taking for her to even have the slightest comparison with her.  Please let the world know about this delusional bitch!!!

She is not attractive enough to be a Dirty Celeb. All DC’s must at least hit a 5.00000917 or higher. Laura is in the 4.09877282 range.- nik

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Tammy Le Is A Gold Digger

July 25, 2014 Calgary, The Dirty 153

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tammy Le.  She jumps from drug dealer to drug dealer. She acts like she is so balling but really she ain’t. She works at TD Bank in Chinook mall. Her last boyfriend was breaking up with her and she wanted money but he wouldn’t give any. I was sitting beside her as she called crime-stopers and reported him and everything he does an where he lives ect. feel sorry for him. She think she is hot shit for driving a Mercedes but really she didn’t buy sh*t her other ex boyfriend bought her this ride and she makes such fun of him. She makes so much fun of steven its unreal.  Talks about all her so called close friends behind all of there backs. I know cause she been doing this past few weeks around me. Probably talk about me when I’m not around either. She will f*ck any drug dealer that’s for sure.  Flash her some money and she will love you.

Tammy Le looks like she gives good foot massages.- nik

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Some Guy Named Ross Carver

July 25, 2014 Edmonton, The Dirty 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here we have Ross Carver. So badly addicted to synthetic weed and selling on the side for 25 dollars a bag, still living with mom and swears up and down he can get back into the plants after having his TWIC card cut in half for getting caught smoking the fake weed in the parking lot. He has a fetish for dominatrix type women.  When he does have a girlfriend he loves her to use a dildo on him.

Scooby?- nik

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Guys Are So Dumb

July 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 92


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes by AlexaDntCare on IG and everyone is so damn in love with her… not realizing she is only 4’9…. this mix of Arabic and Latin American is a great one, but just way to short.  I can only imagine how soft that body is.

Come on… we have to blame Kim Kardashian for this one.- nik

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Pretty Sugar Porn Pot Pie

July 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 89

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Taylor. She’s been on here like Lindsey, her sister. She is a hard worker and a good person. Let’s get some nice posts going about this hottie!!

Sometimes I almost forget what real breasts look like.- nik

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