The Dirty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Charles Manson Is Getting Married

November 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 61


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Afton Elaine Burton who goes by the name Star is getting married to Charles Manson, who is 80 by the way. She has been trying to get him free for a while and obviously she is f*cked in the head. Do you think there is any chance of her doing something really crazy like killing for him?

Star just wants the attention. This is all a publicity move for her. This isn’t a real marriage…they can’t even have sex.- nik

+ Submit More Info 61 Comments

Seth Lowery Is A Joke

November 20, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am thinking of making an investment with a friend of mine. Seth Lowery is a very successful DJ / Club promoter in Dallas and he is always talking about how much money he is making off his website. For a one-time fee he will show me how I can bring in $100s per day by doing nothing. Sounds good right?

Is that Jay Cutler?- nik

+ Submit More Info 42 Comments

Catfish Or Not

November 20, 2014 Houston, San Antonio, The Dirty 44


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl talks to EVERYONE in San Antonio and Houston.. Yet none of us have met her? She claims she just moved to Texas from New York. What do you think? Catfish?

Is there such a thing as Mexican Catfishes?- nik

+ Submit More Info 44 Comments

Broke King

November 20, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is (ugh I don’t even want to type his name) “King Rich”. He is one of the most vile, useless, repulsive wanna-be PIECES OF SH*T to ever exist. He kind of just appeared in DC a couple years ago… I was part of the club scene for a while and I had never seen him before. Anyways he just started popping up everywhere in DC and claimed to be a manager at Dirty Bar but really he was nothing but the doorman. All he does is post pics of stupid shit he buys at LV, Gucci or Nike (doesn’t even buy the expensive stuff at LV/Gucci…lame sh*t like belts), posts pics of him and random girls at the club (98% he doesn’t know, just starts talking to them and says lets take a pic), and posts ridiculous statuses about women referring to them as bitches or sl*ts. And he uses stupid #’s like #ballterstatus #kingslanding etc. Did I mention he’s a deadbeat dad? He has 2 younger daughters (like under 12) and he never sees them. They came to DC to visit from Texas and he is so obsessed with partying and has nothing better to do that he brought them to a BAR called A-Town for Sunday funday – just has music blasting and everyone is wasted. He thinks he’s so hot and can get all the ass he wants but really he’s fat and has a pig nose. All the girls in pics are like I said randoms and the girls he actually does bang are -3′s. Case in point his ex Shana who looks like a man. He was once put on blast bc he didn’t pay his A-Town tab haha more like #brokeking.

Those big arms on the blonde totally ruin her strong jawline.- nik

+ Submit More Info 30 Comments

What’s the Over/Under On Mickey Mostaccioli’s 4th Engagement In 2 Years

November 20, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mickey Mostaccioli is at it again, engaged for the fourth time in less than 2 years while his divorce was barely just finalized. He and his “crew” love to hang out with naive young girls – the blonder and dumber the better – and impress them with the “good” life. Nothing but a bunch of Dallas douchebags with too much time and money on their hands. Good luck Kaylan, but the over and under is less than a year.

This is the best you could do Mick?- nik

+ Submit More Info 17 Comments

I Found Your Canadian Nanny

November 20, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 372


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found your perfect Canadian girl. She is beautiful, sweet and down to earth. She is not an escort and has her life together. Let me introduce you to Joelle Celyne. She is blonde, has an ITG and +2′s. What do you think?

I’m looking for a Nanny, not a slut.- nik

+ Submit More Info 372 Comments

Beauty Queen Diana Avdiu

November 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Diana Avdiu. She is a Kosovar Beauty Queen who competed in the Miss Universe 2012 pageant. She ended up winning Most Photogenic. She is going to compete in the Miss World 2014 competition. Now she models in New York. Yay or Nay?

I need to see a real picture. Her upper lip is not symmetrical here.- nik

+ Submit More Info 12 Comments

Maria Kassandra Is A Dream

November 19, 2014 Copenhagen, Hollywood, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce half Norwegian and half Greek Blogger Maria Kassandra. Love her dimples, blonde hair, insane ITG and very feminine features.

What is with the weird head tilt?- nik

+ Submit More Info 26 Comments