THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this ugly duckling swears she runs Miami and believes she is the hottest sh*t around town. She is a nightclub hostess/promoter aka crawling for crumbs. Getting a 2% commission for bringing old balls to nightclubs probably means Victoria’s Secret hasn’t found her modeling mayhem account yet to offer her a gig. She is from the Hispanic ghetto & comes from a bloodline of housekeepers. How come she doesn’t realize her +2′s are not enough to make her stand out. She’d stand out more in this town if she reverted back to the 12 year old boy chest she had before. It’s 2014 in 2 weeks so she’s about 7 years late on lips in my book. I say google a groupon special on juvederm and get yourself a Christmas present because you know no one else is, unless of course promoting for nightclubs puts you in the secret santa gift exchange this year. Just because you can finally afford bebe & coach which yes, is miles away from the dollar store you grew up on, still doesn’t mean you made it. Get a reality check. You will never be hot, rich, cool, or relevant in any way. Honda Civics, Pier 1 Furniture & Forever 21 shopping sprees, welcome to the peak of your life Vanessa Castano, enjoy it.
Super models have no plastic, just look at Kate Upton (Whale Wars).- nik