Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

The Removal Chronicles Of Laura Valente: Part 4

May 23, 2013 San Diego, The Dirty 280 90,394 Views

Email From Laura Valente’s Trout: Nik, I understand this post is driving a lot of traffic and its good for business. Is there a scenario in the near future where the post can come down quietly and spare Laura the pain of this being online for her family to see. Also, amazingly, these girls are turning the corner and doing good work on the bikini business. I read your site daily. Isn’t part of the purpose not just to make an example of bad actors but ALSO to get these girls to change? I’m telling you that is happening here. I’m meeting with them a couple of times a week to work their business plan, give advice and offer guidance. Completely separate from my arrangement with Laura. Besides your business objectives, which I understand, can’t we be human too? Give them a chance.

Nope.- nik

ALSO SEE:

**Update: San Diego’s Sugar Baby Laura Valente



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Truth About Liana Lovett

May 23, 2013 Sacramento, The Dirty 93 89,449 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so because Liana has been posted on this site in such a disgusting evil way, I decided to come forward and tell people whats really going on. She use to go out with a group of us a while ago but I felt like I was the only one who genuinely liked her. Most of the girls talked bad about her yet smiled to her face. Typical rowdy girl bullsh*t. She soon stopped hanging out with us and started doing her own thing minding her own business when I asked her why we never see her around anymore she said its nothing personal but shes just focusing on modeling and moving out of Sac. Well anyways, a few months back the girls thought it would be funny to put Liana on this site hoping to upset her and stir up nasty rumors. Being their friend I chimed in and played along. Even though we knew she worked as a receptionist at the time (not sure about now) we still wanted to make it seem like she was doing something dirty for her money. I look back at it now and I feel terrible for being apart of that. People are stupid and ignorant here. They just see a pretty girl her age living an exciting life that most of them don’t (being that they’re ugly and live in Sac) so all of a sudden that automatically makes her a whore. Nothing remotely indicates her being an escort. I don’t see her decked out in Diamonds, Christian Louboutins, expensive name brand clothes or traveling around the world. Lets just be real here, keep clicking your heels together ladies and hope to see Liana fail because that would be the day you guys start living your lives which would be NEVER. So make yourselves at home you jealous hating pack of hoes. Liana keep being yourself girl you’re beautiful, sweet and fabulous something these haters will never be.

Laina, nice try.  Receptionist don’t post pictures like this (below) on their Instagram.- nik



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The Removal Chronicles Of Laura Valente: Part 3

May 23, 2013 San Diego, The Dirty 127 90,165 Views

Email From Laura Valente’s Trout: If you take it down, I’ll come on your radio show and do a confession of a trout show. How about that?

Nope.- nik

ALSO SEE:

**Update: San Diego’s Sugar Baby Laura Valente



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Only You Would Know

May 23, 2013 Hollywood, The Dirty 139 81,734 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since your the only one that can answer my question with multiple points of view I thought who better to ask about my +2 question then you. I’m 5’2, 100 pounds and getting +2′s next month. The only thing I was wondering is I always sleep on stomach due to a back injury as a kid, will that be uncomfortable with +2′s? I thought you could ask Shayne her opinion on this also ladies with beautiful +2′s comment away! Thanks Nik!

Good question. Can some chick answer because I have no idea.- nik



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The Removal Chronicles Of Laura Valente: Part 2

May 23, 2013 San Diego, The Dirty 149 91,037 Views

Email From Laura Valente’s Trout: Nik, I’ve written you many emails all night. I see there are new posts going up so obviously your are working. I am serious. This girl really doesn’t deserve this and it made her physically ill all night. I ask you, please take the post down. I’ll do or pay whatever it takes. If you aren’t swayed by human kindness or money, at least have the courtesy to respond back that you might, will or won’t remove it under any conditions. I am truly sorry I posted this originally. I was very angry with her. But it was too much. Everyone deserves a second chance. Please take the post down. If you want to call me, my number is 760-***-**** I will not get into an email back and forth with you. I understand you have a strong personality and you will stick to what you say. I also know you have stated many times you would remove posts if people asked nice. I’m pleading with you for Laura’s sake. Its not right for me to ruin her budding business and embarrass her in front of her friends for what has been private behavior, not acting out in public.

Nope.- nik

ALSO SEE:

**Update: San Diego’s Sugar Baby Laura Valente



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Biggest Male Bottle Rat On The Planet

May 23, 2013 Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty 56 85,035 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jason Pollock. Guess what he does for a living? He pretends to be your friend so he can drink off your Ace for FREE. The guy has yet to throw down his card when the bill comes out. Jason is a crew hopper so be careful. He will make you order sh*t you don’t need just to run up the tab to impress club owners.

Queue the groupie emails/texts to my phone to get this post removed. Sounds like the guy is good at his Bottle Rat job.- nik



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