Beware Of Tyler And His Girlfriend

April 23, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 40 101,553 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tyler and continually runs his mouth to everyone and thinks he is big and bad, then acts like a straight up p*ssy when it comes down to it! His girlfriend can and has beat his ass, she’s a fat bitch who claims to be “all muscle” when in reality she is a 200 pound ex-cowlooking-stripper. Beware of these two, Tyler likes to wear girls clothing and pretend he is a girl on the internet. He even has the nerve to send me pictures of himself in girls underwear, just for proof!

I’m pretty sure he bought that underwear from Target. The color is too dark for Victoria’s Secret.- nik

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Everyone Is Tired Of Miami Cougar Kristen

April 23, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 21 100,084 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for the love of god PLEASE post up this nasty old cougar Kristen. I am in awe that no one has put this nasty piece of trash up before this! Look Kristen , we all know you’ve managed to keep your body this long because you won’t stop forcing it into our faces. It’s so nasty watching this b*tch out on the prowl after men half her age. I recently met this hag on a friends of friends boat. I wondered to myself why is this 35 year old woman here around all my friends who are 22-25. All I know is that she kept on and on while sloppy drunk about how she was a chef and model.So i was so intrigued by this slop bag that I found her IG and FB apparently shes a porn star or at least done it.  All my friends kept pushing her away but she kept throwing those horrible hack job of boobs upon us.  Think she needs to work on that horse face and gain some weight if she wants to keep up with the 22 year olds of Miami beach. numerous occasions we have heard her say that she cant wait to take a young boy home.At least make an attempt to cover your drd tracks. But you know, I’ll let pictures speak for themselves.

The chest bone looks pre-historic. My guess mid to late 40′s.- nik

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Payton Barista aka Payton Scott’s PHOTOSHOP FAIL

April 23, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 50 100,581 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, I was browsing Instagram and came across this horrifically photoshopped picture…what is going through this chicks mind when posting it?  Does she not think that it’s obvious?  All of a sudden she has a smaller waist? I normally don’t call these chicks out but this is just insulting to the general public.

The Devil is in the details.- nik

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How Hot Would Karina Be In Hollywood

April 22, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 124 110,680 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Karina, she has been posted several times before.  For some reason a lot of girls hate on her and that is because she is one of VanDirty’s hottest girls.  She has the prettiest eases and her amazing +2′s fit her perfect.  Now she is considered a 9 or higher her in VanDirty, but I wanted to ask you what she would be in Hollywood if she came out there.

She is a solid 6.8762812. Her minimal chin enlarges her nose. Makes her look too Canadian for California standards.- nik

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Tila Tequila Is Off Her Meds

April 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 80 96,494 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is Tila Tequila pretending to be pregnant again? Seriously, she is offensive to any woman who’s ever been pregnant and to women trying to get pregnant but can’t. Firstly, she’s gotten a bit chunky and is just pushing her stomach out! Secondly, most women know not to announce their pregnancy until after 12 weeks, as that’s when the risk of miscarriage is highest. I was 102 pounds when I fell pregnant, and I’m only 5ft2, I didn’t show until I was 19 weeks. So I call bullsh*t on her “10 week” bump. Please let her know how pathetic she is, because you just know that she has herself on google alerts!

Tila looks like she is sticking out her stomach. There is no shape to her pregnancy.- nik

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Hilary Duff Is Giving Up

April 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0 99,938 Views


Click Here to see Hilary Duff’s weight gain this week!! The marriage is definitely back on!!

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Poor Sharkey Can’t Find Love

April 22, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 197 108,707 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so beta male Sharkey and Tricia Evans have been hanging out and were in love but that seems like it ended already.  Tricia has posted she hates him and some drama has went down. See it appears Scooby Snack isn’t the one catching this psychos wrath. Even after being found guilty of Domestic Violence for beating up Scooby Snack he is still on a rampage. I don’t give 2 sh*ts about either of them but wanna know if he beat her up and why. This is crazy and Sharkey just won’t listen and does anything for attention. Btw is Tricia Evans now living in Vegas? She is blasting him for a reason and I want to know what for. Beta male Sharkey and fake Playmate Tricia Evans are completely lost souls and both need a fresh start in a new city! Ps is Sharkey GAY?! She has a good point!!!

I heard Tiesto was at The MGM and some chick asked for his picture thinking he was Sharkey.- nik

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“The Other Woman” Los Angeles Premiere

April 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 4 95,709 Views


Click Here to see the lovely ladies of the new movie “The Other Woman”!! Yes, this is what they really look like!!

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