Just Wanted To Warn The Guy Going After Colt

September 15, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 162


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hooked up with Madison aka Colt. She gave me DRD. I didn’t know she was banging Kurt too, Vegas is small and I heard rumors about the douche having DRD. So I went and got tested. At the time she told me she wasn’t hooking up with anyone else so we didn’t have to use a condom. I was drunk. No excuse. But I needed to say something so she can be exposed and doesn’t ruin anyone elses sex life. Thanks Madison you b*tch.

I like Colt’s toenail polish.- nik

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Colin Kaepernick’s New Girlfriend Julissa

September 15, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 164


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Colin Kaepernick Might be f*cking with a new girl named Julissa! Julissa is a former Miami Heat dancer, and met Colin in Miami.. Recently she went to his house for the 49er vs. Bears game where she posted pics in his house which HE JUST BOUGHT 2 months ago… but have now been removed. She is using him for his new contract, because she no longer has a job and needs somebody to pay for her lifestyle. She is from Florida, but obviously she wasn’t a lucky charm for him this past game. She wants everyone to know that COLIN IS HERS? But is this relationship one sided?

He did throw 3 interceptions last night, smells like a DreamKiller.- nik

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Kris Jenner’s “Stalker” Christina Bankston Is Being Framed

September 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 19


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, first off , I have been DA strong for many years. Thank you for your work! My friend Christina Bankston is not crazy. Lol, she is a troll and a drunk. But a hacker she is not. A man she hung out with used to “work” for her and they were drinking at Christina’s house and I guess the guy hacked Mrs. Jenner’s sh*t and stole a sex tape. The Jenner’s had my friend background checked and a restraining order and since I read the first one with the ex it was so similar. This is a cover up from the Jenner camp. To pin it on her. You always give advice about this bullsh*t.

What is wrong with Kris’ nose? It looks confused.- nik

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I Hope Karma Gets Marnie Swannell

September 15, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 48


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of work is such a waste! Not only is she an escort she’s a sh*tty mother! She has had so much work done to her face you can’t even tell if she is a man or a woman!!! You have screwed me over one to many times and you are such a liar, manipulator and a coke whore! I’m tired of your bullsh*t! Friends don’t do or say what you have done. You are a dirty woman that has no respect for anyone let alone yourself. I hope KARMA gets you!

I think it’s her nose that’s creating all the handsomeness.- nik

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I’m Not A Fan Of Chubby Butt

September 15, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 113


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, all these pothead girls who just get stoned and eat are starting a trend, I call it Chubby Butt.  Its when a girl gets fat, flabby ass from eating too much junk food due to munchies.  Of course you got all the losers on IG supporting this movement like its cool. Chill out creeps have some damn standards.

It’s not cool. Pot makes girls fat.- nik

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News Anchor Battling Brain Cancer Tells Viewers He Only Has 4-6 Months To Live

September 15, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 81

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a news anchor in Illinois told viewers he only has four to six months left to live after he was recently told his brain tumor is too large for surgery or radiation. WCIA news anchor Dave Benton has a wife and two children. He has worked at the television station for nine years. And people think they have it rough.

Dave stop working and go enjoy your children. The time for pride is over.- nik

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Black Out Queen Brandi

September 15, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 25


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brandi Morris may look like the girl next door, but she isn’t the girl you want next door to you! She makes a habit of sleeping with as many men in Charlotte as she can and probably wherever she travels. She finds new BFF’s every few months, and quickly moves in on their men, and all of their friends. She loves to go back to guys who have girlfriends or wives, showing she is the fun drunk girl ready to screw. She has gone through most all of the guys in Ballantyne and is now moving to Myers Park, where she will start trying to wreck more homes. She picks up her kids from school bragging about looking forward to having a “Black Out” weekend. Reports say she has a terrible body, and the guys laugh at her, but she keeps on screwing men who are taken. I mean come on Brandi, at least get some fake boobs.

Brandi you really need to figure out your hair. The roots are killing me.- nik

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The Power Of Makeup Sucks

September 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 150

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was scrolling down this fashion website, when I saw these “before and after pictures”…. I was amazed. Makes me think that half the “hot girls” posted on here are actually ugly as tits… I’d love to see what Scooby looks like without all the makeup, hair done, and red bottoms… I wonder if guys ask for refunds after they sleep with them and all the make up comes off… gross.

Contouring and alcohol are men’s worst enemies. I decided.- nik

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