I hate when DJ’s text me. Go push play somewhere else. This is TheDirty.com, you have NO pull here… go buy a plaid shirt instead of bothering me.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who the hell is King Beatz aka Sam Bernstein. I live in South Beach and caught this slob pouring drinks from my bottles and almost slapped the sh#t out of him and his leaches 8 weeks ago. Now, my sources in vegas tell me he is dropping $100k a night at the clubs, evidently Light put a firework show on for him. Where does a guy who wondered aimlessly through Liv for weeks without a pot to piss in come up with this kind of money?

His Father must have reloaded his account.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I ordered GCBX tonight after seeing all the great results on your website. This is the first time I’ve actually just ordered something on a whim and felt good about it! And the pics I’m including are the first pics I’ve taken of my fat belly since it became a fat belly. Thirteen years ago I was in the Navy and kicked ass in boot camp. I don’t know how I let myself get this way. Wish me luck!

Kick ass and take no prisoners! There is an ITG hidden beneath that fat, let’s find it!- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, I know a little bit about you, and I have a few questions. I find myself wondering if you are happy. I mean, you must be right? Individuals fighting for your acceptance, beautiful women sending you pictures of themselves, what could be better than that? I’ll admit your site has been a guilty pleasure of mine for years, but I can’t help but wonder if your ways are a blessing or a curse. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and I don’t think you should get any grief for sharing how you feel. But I feel bad for you. I feel bad that you see flaws first, and the substance second. I find so much beauty in the little things you call flaws. A slight gap in someones front teeth, a mole or birthmark, that tattoo someone got when they drank too many rum and cokes. To answer my own question I’d say you’re cursed. In closing I’d like to say thank you for staying true to yourself, and I look forward to reading your book.

Thanks for your concern. To say one is happy is to say that they are satisfied. I am never satisfied and still searching. I can only be honest with myself and others through the process so that it will feel real when this “happiness” happens.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you remember the girl who won March Madness?? Sword Case… I thought you would. Well I found her on Backpage posting adds in Las Vegas June 15, 2013. Can anybody in the DA confirm that she is in LV right now? If anybody out there needs somewhere to put their Excalibur give her a call. I’m pretty sure this is how she pays for all her surgeries.  But truly I don’t believe it, she seems like she has a soul.

Looks like a fake. Now way Sword Case is Middle Eastern.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am new to your site and I love it because it cleared up something for me. Being divorced almost 3 years after being married and faithful for 16 years I cannot see dating a woman my own age of 44 for many reasons, especially because I believe in treating my body like its a shrine for woman to marvel at. Now after being taken for millions in my divorce I will never marry again so why not have fun with a few young woman between 21-27… I give them an education in life with money, travel, friendship, gifts and fun during our maximum 4 month relationship and they leave richer in every way except that they can’t keep me… I pay them to leave… I want to respectfully Thank You and the Dirty Army for exposing a porta potty who almost got me hooked in a moment of weakness believing the I love you’s and the fake pathetic moans…lol.

Not that this is relevant to anything you said, but I had the worst Father’s Day ever. I give so much to my family and try to be the best father possible to my daughter. It’s just hitting me this morning that nobody did anything for me. I guess I shouldn’t care because being a dad is enough, but sh*t I had to entertain myself yesterday. Sorry, EMO moment.- nik