Stephanie Pratt Got A Lot Of Work Done

August 29, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ex-famous Hills star Spencer Pratts sister is barely recognizable.  Damn did Stephanie go and get a lot of work done.  Wanted to see what you think about her?  Does she look better or worse now?

Wow, Stephanie’s old face is completely gone. She looks much better, but could I recommend an audi shave down, larger implants and lipo between the legs.- nik

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The Sayers Club Opening Weekend at SLS Las Vegas

August 29, 2014 The Dirty 0

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As one of Hollywood’s best-loved live music venues, The Sayers Club exudes a sense of rogue sophistication and musicianship that perfectly complements its second location within SLS Las Vegas. The refined, yet raw space showcases amazing live performances by emerging and acclaimed artists, representing the true Sayers’ experience – one that is built on sound and space. From its iconic stage to its Strip-facing outdoor patio, the intimate venue welcomes musical talents and enthusiasts alike.  For more information click here!!!

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Kitty Cat Turned Pro

August 29, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is coming pretty common amongst Vegas locals. This is another local turned escort in the valley. I don’t want to give full names but last name is Winnik. I went to high school with her. She thought she was cool then and still does.(Wish we could see her fat thighs in the pics, oh well). Now she is being pimped out, and a lesbian. Sad world I guess. Seems she’s a escort and performing in rapper videos. Look forward to seeing this one drowned in Vegas.

There are no winners in Las Vegas.- nik

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Saundra Harper Is Just A Big Windmill

August 29, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 130


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Saundra might not admit it, but she’s just a big windmill; she’s a huge fan of this site. I don’t want to talk about how Saundra is just a walking paradox and how she’s not as loyal as she claims, or how she talks about her close friends, like Rebecca who she said lived rent-free and shared a bed with and how she wanted her to leave, or how she can never keep up with all her lies like one day she’s OB’s, I mean Blake’s, sugar baby and then saying how she can’t wait until he tells her he loves her and asks her to move to Florida. And she definitely can be trusted. I mean, who wouldn’t trust someone who snaps pics of their sponsor and talks sh*t about him or sends naked pics of her best friend Rebecca while telling me about the last sponsor she had? I’ll just let these texts speak for themselves and finally clear Saundra’s name. And she knows exactly who this is and has plenty of texts and emails she can post about me. Can’t wait to read them while I sit back with a Budweiser and a cigarette and laugh. Just curious, are you still sleeping with that one guy that would leave Kinder Surprises all over your house for you to find? That was adorable. Deep down she knows I still love her and I hope things work out with this new guy. Give your mom and Moosey a kiss for me, babe. Oh, and here is a tip, just because I love you so much: stop using the word “class”, use elegance instead; we don’t need anymore confused whores telling us they finished high school.

Please submit the texts and naked Rebecca pics for DIRTY ARMY review. Thank you.- nik

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The Ulrych Sisters

August 29, 2014 Orlando, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Carla and Amelia AKA the Ulrych sisters. These basic ass bitches were raised by a wealthy family in a suburb overseas, but decided to be wannabe hood rats so their parents disowned them after realizing they had no chance at succeeding in life. You may have been unfortunate enough to see one stripping at a local establishment, but Rachel’s recently did us all a favor by putting Amelia’s fat ass back behind the bar after she gained like 30 lbs (she’s the dumb looking one covering herself with a pink robe cause she looks like a walrus from the neck down). My friend banged her inside Club Ono less than an hour after they met, and had to wash his pipe 3x a day for a week just to lose the stench. That’s apparently what happens when you bang a chick whose stank ass has more cottage cheese than a Wal-Mart Supercenter. She always has a mean mug on her face that makes her look like she has to take a massive shit, but I guess she thinks she’s hard..who can blame her after surviving such a rough childhood in the mean streets of London? I won’t waste too much time on the older one, Carla, since I doubt anybody remembers her anyway (she’s the one who looks like a cracked out Joan Rivers with way too much make up on). She disappeared after getting pregnant again since nobody would sleep with her anymore, but rumor has it the test results would show her fiancé is NOT the father. I hope that’s not true so she doesn’t have an excuse to neglect this baby as bad as her last one. Maury?

Are they incapable of taking sexy selfies? Show some skin ladies… that is the whole point of a selfie.- nik

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About Time Pachi Lake Was Posted

August 29, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 9


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Pachi Lake is a fake ass “fashion designer” from Miami Beach. Everyone knows this gold digger hops from man to man getting money and gifts from the in exchange for favors. We also know that she BUYS all of he designs from the flea market and cuts them up a bit then puts them on the “runway” (because Miami totally has legit fashion shows). She can’t even get into Funkshion anymore. She finally locked down some clueless dude from NYC because no one in Miami would stick it in without a raincoat. It looks like her infamous “marry me or I will get an abortion” finally worked. She’s had almost as many abortions as plastic surgery procedures. Sucks for her that the dude puts everything in his trust name so she still can’t touch it. BTW this married slore is putting up pics of herself in lingerie on her FB…she’s not only married but a mother of two (and it looks like she is expecting a third). Please put this red bottom wearing hooker on blast. I’m sure more dirt will surface.

Her inflatable lips scare me.- nik


Pachi Lake Is Miami’s Most Infamous Gold Digger

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Erika Schwegler — Stretch Marks Or Veins

August 28, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Erika Schwegler in Las Vegas – we’ve all seen her before… but did we ever notice the mess that is her chest? Are those stretch marks or veins?? Either way, I’m out.

Stretchers for sure. Erika, get larger implants to fix that sh*t.- nik


Erika Schwegler Has The Worst Tattoo

You Can’t Deny Erica Schwegler’s Body

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Pimping Several Women

August 28, 2014 Dirty Business, Hollywood, Long Beach, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this narcissist is a total loser. First off Marcus Sanchez is really 42 years old and lives on a futon in his uncles rent control apartment.  He is dating a Brazilian Gremlin Hooker. More Gremlins! More Gremlins! Long Time ago Called Marcus Sanchez Carpet Cleaners Company and he is a pure thief in Long Beach, California.  I called on an ad on craigslist, he had good prices and I told him I was going to the store, came back and he stole all my DVDs and some camera equipment, searching for this guy now, BEWARE, he comes in a beat up BMW.

People still use DVDs?- nik

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