Is Kim Kardashian Jealous Of Khloe’s Butt

July 30, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 112

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, my girlfriend made me watch the Kardashians for the first time ever… It was the worst thing I have ever seen… until they showed Khloe is some high wasted jean shorts… and that BOOTY was crazy big my dude… I was speechless and not gonna lie, saved it in my bank for the next time my girl and I do sexy time…. I tried finding pictures online but it always has Khloe’s butt cut off or not showing and I think its cause Kim is jealous of her.  I’m pretty sure you have seen the show and know what I’m talking about.

Nobody watches that show anymore.- nik



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Get Over Yourself

July 30, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Marissa and she straight up looks like a guy or a tranny. This bitch thinks she is all that and a bag of chips when she is not. She recently just got single and had a baby not to long ago. Now that she single she be posting up pictures if her booty/ass just to get attention from guys. Reality check h*e no one wants to date a ugly milf tranny like you.

Looks like someone needs to pay for diapers anyway she can.- nik



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RackStar The Disaster Continues

July 30, 2014 Las Vegas, Rackstar, The Dirty 26

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, its crazy how different RackStar looks like in every single picture… her look changes by the day and its tripping me out.  But besides that, is that what her back really looks like?  Or did one of her nieces draw on her back?  If its real ink, can someone please tell her I will pay for her to Lazeraway that ASAP… cause its a disaster.

Remember when she was married, hot and happy in San Diego. Looks like Las Vegas has taken her soul.- nik



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They Are Starting Young These Days

July 29, 2014 San Diego, The Dirty 166

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why are girls starting to whore themselves out so young these days? This is Brittney Alan from the San Diego area and she just turned 18 and has already found a sugar daddy to pay for a pair of +2′s and f*cking red bottoms. She thinks that she is Gods Gift to the earth… When in actuality, she had a horse face, a sh*t personality, an annoying voice, and she is dumb as rocks. When did it become okay to be like this? She is so vain and clearly thinks there is nothing wrong with the way she lives her life.

That waist line sure doesn’t look 18.- nik



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Nicole Stevens/Frank Needs A New +2s

July 29, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 169

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, besides, Nicole Frank Or Nicole Stevens being a “Dating Match Maker”, she is also a escort. Which is extremely gross, but even more gross considering she has a YOUNG DAUGHTER. I found out after having sex with her a few times… Let’s just say it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. She has one of the worst boob jobs I have ever seen. Let’s just say they needed to be replaced about 6+ years ago. You probably have heard about her considering she goes to almost every Hollywood event to search for someone to sleep with for money//or for free if she gets drunk enough.

How old do you think this lady is? My guess is 47.- nik



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Photoshopped To Hell

July 29, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 45

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Sarah W. Loves to post photos of herself to Facebook in order to get attention because she a former fat girl. But it doesn’t count because their photoshopped. Is she really as hot a she believes?

Why do you call her Sarah W.? What is her full last name? There are Dirty Army soldiers who want to Google her to find better pictures to rub it out to.- nik



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Another Dirty Girl In Miami

July 29, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 10

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this trashy bitch has been seen around Miami in numerous lounges and clubs with her “rich friends” and their drugs. She already has one kid and guess what Nik? She has a boyfriend in New York. But that apparently doesn’t stop her from being with other men. She is a gold digger. She messes around with any NFL player in town. She does nothing but post her possessions on IG THAT OTHER MEN BOUGHT FOR HER. She recently got a boob job and last told me she wanted her lips done.

Who is taking care of her child?- nik



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I Thought Navy SEALS Were Smarter

July 29, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 126

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dip Sh*t FE posted this pic saying “LA girls blah blah from far away”. Well in his quest to always stay relevant and get his quota of likes he looks like an idiot. He is clearly over Newport and he is looking South towards San Diego so not sure how he can see LA anything. A sense of direction is pretty important in the SEAL world. He’s such a chick. Don’t get me wrong I would kill to have his money…. just would live a little more discreet …..

I don’t believe he was ever in the Navy Seal’s program. Someone please prove it.- nik



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