THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a lot of girls have been doing this lately on Instagram. They make it seem like they have an ITG when they don’t. I don’t get it, just get in the gym and work on it like the rest of us.
I follow this chick. She is really good with the airbrush tool on Adobe.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe Lionel Messi has been with the same chick from his early teens. Is he out of his mind? He is one of the most famous people on earth and he chooses to only sex up one girl? If I was him, I would have a wife pretty as her, but I would make sure she is ok with me having sex with 2 to 3 random girls daily, every single day of the year. I mean if you are a god on earth, why not act like one?
Messi is weird. The guy is soft. He just wants to be an average man, but God blessed him with superpowers.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, while all these Instagram models hate on Abigail aka The Office on your website, she just sits back and laughs. I don’t know how many of you broke bitches are considered the new “IT” girl in Hollywood and are partying with Hollywood Royalty on the regular. Keep hatin’ only making her bigger and bigger. And she truly does love Jamie, trust me they will be together forever.
Such a bad look for Paris Hilton.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Marlee Silverstein. She’s a sorority girl at Penn State. She’s originally from Miami, Florida. I happen to think she’s sexy enough to deserve everyone’s attention. What do you think of her? How does she measure up?
Some +2′s will totally enhance her smile. She is still normal looking to me.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all your American fan base always talk crap about our girls. Not every girl here looks like BMD you know that right? Here is a hot skinny beauty that is considered an 8 here but a perfect ten in most of America. So now what do you douchebags have to say EH?
5.8879277 on my scale and I’m American. I should deduct points for the ditch under her collar bone. Girls in Canada are very defective.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sad excuse for a fitness chick is Rachel Olsen. She has been desperately seeking attention on instagram and facebook from the fitness world. She has even gone so far as to sleep with almost every guy in the industry who has ever touched a weight, and she harrasses any fit girl who is slightly successful. Sadly for her, these fellows don’t call her back because a) she’s gross and b) she’s pathetic, and the girls either ignore her or pity her. She recently competed in her first figure show at the Branch Warren Classic (which I’m sure the majority of her fans don’t even know what that is or who that is) and is BRAGGING about placing first in her competition (teen figure). Well, that’s funny… being that there was no other place for her to win. She placed 1st in a competition that she was literally the only contestant in. I understand it may be inspirational to lose as much weight as she has, and it may be seen as brave to have even stepped on stage looking like that, but heck…at least be honest about it all. It’s time for her to stop being so obnoxious and pathetic on social media. Nik, please tell this young lady that the fitness competition world is not the place for her.
I heard the fitness world is going for more of a feminine look now… no more Lesbian steroid use.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a real pervert! He hires young beautiful interns straight out of university hot off the press to have as eye candy in his office. Even worse the guy claims to be helping University students start a career off right……. yeah right….. by having them work for free for months and never hire them on! Oh and the dude doesn’t even pay his staff anyways. Watch out for this cheap ass creep!
If I had to guess… Van Heusen.- nik