The Dirty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Don’t Be Fooled By Aryia Cervera

November 18, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 101

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this thing roams around from bar to bar working every guy “it” comes into contact with. I’ve seen it make out with about 3 different guys at bars – and I can’t imagine what happened next when they saw this things one eyed willy.  At first this thing claims to be rich with “Louis Vuitton” bags and “red bottoms,” and I guess it’s true – because he/she charges 300$ to get ramrodded in the behind. PS – what do you think about the tuck?

Those implants look really forced.- nik



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How Thickness Lost Her Weight

November 18, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 41

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Thickness lost her weight because she had a ton of Lipo done and I will give her credit, she has been eating really healthy lately.  So her and her BF broke up and she is back in Vegas “working”.

Working on what? Oh you mean looking for GoPros.- nik



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Dan Bilzerian’s Jet Is An Unsafe 27 Year Old Plane

November 18, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 227

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dan Bilzerian is pretending to be all rich but the private jet he bought is not a 1997 model like he’s claiming on internet but it’s a 1987 which makes it 27 years old. At that age these Gulfstream models are going for 2-3 million dollars and require insane maintenance. Planes are usually scrapped after 30 years, so Dan Bilzerian is flying around in the equivalent of a 1987 Toyota Tercel with a million miles. Talk about trying too hard to be a baller. Much like paying $1 million to have 15 seconds in a movie without any dialogue. His plane: Gulfstream IV / Manufacturer serial number 1036 / old registration: N45AC, New registration: N701DB. Back in 2011 Daily Mail ran a story on this same plane and how pilot claimed it was extremely unsafe. Lebron James could have been killed in that airplane because it had a major fuel leak.

The loudest one in the room is always the weakest.- denzel



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Lizzie Hopkins Is All Photoshop

November 18, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 56

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! This is Lizzie Hopkins. Having been posted twice in the past couple of weeks, I checked out her instagram and decided to share some photos. Photoshop much? It is hard to tell what she really looks like due to the fact that almost every public photo she has is a “modeling” shot and shows tell-tale signs of photoshop. What is with the trend of delusional wanna-be models these days? I can’t even ask you if you would or not because every photo looks like a different person; none of whom would meet your standards. The reason i am sharing this is because you can see where she (or someone claiming to be her, who knows?) replies to almost every comment written about her in previous post and even has the nerve to referrer to others as “classless”…. Let’s keep this “train wreck” rolling!!! What do you think? Dirty Celebrity or irrelevant?

She really needs to do something about those breasts…way too much movement. I hope it’s not a leaking implant.- nik



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Holy Crap Bomba Has Lost Weight

November 18, 2014 Bomba, The Dirty, Toronto 117

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Bomba lost so much weight its insane! It has only been a couple months since I saw her Instagram last and she looks completely different. Her lips still suck but her body is muuuuuch better.  She owes you a thank you.

Are the bullets really necessary? That boob job is SO BAD!- nik



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Esther Is One Nasty MILF

November 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 141

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please submit this digusting hooker Esther. She has 5 kids, with different fathers. My boyfriend had her number in his phone and i looked her up and found out she has 5 kids, she was asking him for some coke at 2 in the morning. Disguting, Shouldnt you be home watching all your kids? I am sure their dads arent in the picture considering they are all gang bangers! She claims to be isreali, but she looks mexican with blonde hair, drawn eyebrows and contacts! Out this nasty hood rat!

**Fun Fact:  I f*cked one of her “bestfriends” and asked her how Esther is so skinny after 5 kids… her reply “Meth”. – JV

Thanks JV. I’m glad you have changed in your 30′s.- nik



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Ashley Alexiss’ “Fans” Are Idiots

November 18, 2014 Boston, The Dirty 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ash Alexiss’ fans must be blind or as delusional as she is. I decided to look at her IG and you can see the blatant difference between her videos and file posts.

Looks like they cut about 40 pounds from her sides.- nik



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Valeria Orsini Needs To Get Over Herself

November 18, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 68

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my cousin met this girl at a club and said her face is so caked. I can’t understand how anyone would ever try touching this girl. First an escort then using her loser ass boyfriend who she constantly talks sh*t about. This girl has no respect. “I’ll give you exclusive access to what I can’t post on Instagram”…. Asking people to pay $9 to join her site and watch her change and do a photo shoot lol. Implants in her ass and boobs and her face qualifies to be in botched. Get over yourself Valeria!!

Is this a joke? Does she get naked for $9.00?- nik



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