That Girl Who Tells You She Is A Model

September 27, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 304


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so sick of these girls I meet who claim to be models and that’s how they earn their living. Do you ‘models’ think we are dumb. If you are under 6 feet tall stop claiming ‘model’. No ‘model’ hangs out at a night club getting wasted or has friends with huge fake knockers. Let me guess you fly private on your own dime? HA! Cassandra Dawn everyone knows what you do for a living.

At least her boobs are real. That is a sign of a real model.- nik

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The Love Of My Life

September 27, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 144


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have a confession I need to make. I am in love with this man. He lives in my building but I don’t have the courage to ask him on a date. I am hoping he sees this and knows how beautiful he is. Your smile brightens my life and brings sunshine to my days. If you were mine I would make love to you forever. Sometimes I dream of us holding hands in Central Park, kissing each others necks. Nik please post this. I need him to know he has a secret admirer who loves him unconditionally. Thank you.

You are a dude right? I’m not quite sure this jawline is into chicks?- nik

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Greg Tyler’s Secret Porn

September 27, 2014 Charleston, Myrtle Beach, The Dirty 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey…this is Greg Tyler from Myrtle Beach, SC. I have never felt so violated in my life! He has been secretly filming me and all of the members at two gyms here in Myrtle. He would set up a camera and secretly record us getting undressed and tanning. His girlfriend found the videos on a thumb drive and come to find out he has made a ton of money off of all the innocent people he filmed by selling them to some Croatian porno site. He punched his GF in the face when she confronted him AND I guess she also found him doing gay porn. Basically, he is the lowest of the low and I want to throw him a little shade. This guy deserves a swift punch in the face and I would totally do it, but he hits girls right back so going on the dirty is the next best thing. Please help spread the word about this douche bag!

Swipe left.- nik

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Ekaterina Koba Is The Hottest Girl On IG

September 27, 2014 Moscow, The Dirty 90


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ekaterina is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, I can’t believe she’s not more known. Hands down the hottest woman on IG, she’s a model- married to some rich Russian and even has had a child and still looks perfect. I found her on IG a while back, she is my ultimate girl crush. Also Nik, those eyes.

She looks like she could have a 4 finger ITG, can someone find out?- nik

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Is Mally Mall Dating A Tranny

September 27, 2014 Beverly Hills, Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 47


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am just trying to figure out if Nicole Mudarris is a shim. If not, then she is perfect. I noticed Nicole on Love and Hip Hop: Hollywood and she immediately caught my eye. I started to Google her, checked her twitter, and I just get this tranny vibe. Her face is masculine, her body is EXTRA, and she looks pretty much plastic. I can’t really tell who’s a real woman nowadays even if they’re born women because of the plastic and the deformed bodies. So is Mally Mall dating a Tranny??

I feel like I saw her at the W in Scottsdale last weekend. Looked like a chick to me.- nik

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All Natural Hannah Vinci

September 27, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 30


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hanna Vinci is perfect. Real boobs, gorgeous face, but she is taken and has a criminal record. She assisted in two robberies. Wdyt Nik?? Real boobs and looks better than most girl on this website. She’s a mother of two and appears nothing like it. Perfect Italian queen if you ask me.

She really needs to lay off the brightness tool.- nik

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The Legend Strikes Back

September 27, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 347

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, keep hating on my boy Kurt Benz… FYI, its Benz not Pinto.  This guy can do whatever he wants and hoes love him and will do anything to be with him.  He is getting paid for modeling gigs now while all you losers are behind a computer hating on him.

Look this guy up on Yelp… there is a reason why he can’t find a job.- nik

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Jenn Noerr Does Absolutely Nothing

September 27, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 148

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here we go. Jenn Noerr does absolutely nothing, but post the most PhotoShopped images on the internet. She is the fakest woman in Chicago hands down. She must really hate herself on the inside growing up in Elmhurst with nothing. All this sloot does is post her pathetic bottle service pictures for Cuvee. That is her career, bottle server, and BJ giver. She is good at sucking off a greg at least. Hey Jenn, no one cares about your fake life that you front on FB. You were a redheaded sloot in high school. Now, you pretend to live such a high life. It must be really sad for you. Putting on the front that you do. You are so pathetic.

There is nothing ‘high life’ about being a bottle server.- nik

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