“Coming Out Day” Turned Me Gay

October 16, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 249

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I read to story on your blog about “Coming Out Day” at high schools, and I felt the need to share my story.  I was a 14 year old Freshman, I was very goofy but who isn’t at 14.   I got picked on a lot and it really hurt.  I ended up making friends with the “outcasts” and pretty much hated high school.  We had “coming out day” and 2 kids I was friends with came out of the closet and all the sudden they went from getting picked on to being heroes.  All that jocks that picked on them the week before, were high fiving them and inviting them to cool parties, while I kept on getting picked on.  I saw how everyone treated the gay kids, so I decided my Sophmore year I would “come out” even though I wasn’t gay.  I endured a lot more bullying but when I “came out” my sophomore year it was the best.  Everyone that bullied me stopped and became my friend, everyone said I was so brave and so cool for admitting I was gay.  I started hanging out with all the gay kids and the peer pressure got to me.  I eventually ended up giving 3 blow jobs to senior guys even though I didn’t want to, but in my head blowing 3 guys was nothing compared to how lonely and bullied I was.  To me it was worth it.  My junior year I was sexually active and had sex with several other students, again, I didn’t want to but I was forced to, I didn’t wanna go back to eating lunch by myself and always staying at home because no one wanted to be my friend.  During my senior year I really thought I was gay, I had a boyfriend.  I had accepted it, I’m gay, I love me and I love penis but 2 years after high school, I’m so f*cked in the head.  Everyone thinks I’m gay, but I’m not.  I want to date girls in my town, but they all see me as their bestfriend and when I tell them I’m not gay, they tell me I’m confused.  I just want to yell at them “No you stupid b*tch, I’m straight, I was gay so I could get through high school” at the end of the day, I would much rather have spent 4 years being irrelevant and picked on rather then where I am now.  I don’t have gay bone in my body. So my take “Coming Out Day” should be banned from all schools, at 14 we are way too young to understand that concept.

Thank you for sharing your story with us. That takes a lot of courage.- nik

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Should I Ask My Co-Worker On A Date

October 16, 2014 Fort Worth, The Dirty 76

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Rosalie she is very beautiful she has such a great personality but, she has a boyfriend.  How can I get the guts to ask her out on at-least a coffee date without feeling like a d*ckhead because of her boyfriend, I think I’d make better boyfriend for her, her boyfriend looks like a total hipster dushe who never looks happy when he comes into the store, very rude and stuck up his own ass. She is a metal head, who plays RPG loves video games and cooks very well! once she brought home made lunch and it looked and smelled Devine! She’s perfect. Unless, anyone knows in TheDirty about her? Please tell! What should I do, Nik?

Just tell her “I love your bangs”. A soft compliment might win her metal heart.- nik



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Mila Would Be Hotter If She Wasn’t So Rude

October 16, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 36

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Mila is hot as you can see (far left), but the girl is the biggest bitch ever.  I wanted to let her know if she was nicer to people than people wouldn’t always talk sh*t behind her back.  I mean, what gives her the right?

She is from Chicago, no such thing as nice girls in that city…just DreamKillers.- nik



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Her Name Is Heaven For A Reason

October 16, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 21

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is perfect from head to toe in my opinion. And her name is Heaven! What do you think! An Asian sensation! Named Heaven.

Stop trying to make me like Asian woman…it’s just not in my blood. To clarify — I like Asian women as people/friends, I just do not find them sexually attractive. It’s like being abducted by Aliens.- nik



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Sarah Jones Now Sarah York Doesn’t Want To Pay TheDirty.com

October 15, 2014 Cincinnati, The Dirty 443

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Check out this email from paralegal and office manager Eric Deters (forwarded to me from my lawyer David Gingras): I hope you are well. I retired as an attorney this year. Although not relevant to my writing I did so for three reasons: grew tired of the bar association, I have grown to loathe the profession and because fortunately, I can. I remain the office manager and a paralegal on the 462 Dr. Durrani cases and several other bigger cases we have. When those are over I’m off to doing something else.

Sarah and her family decided it was time to drop the case because while it presents an issue you and a lawyer we planned to retain from Washington might enjoy arguing before the Supreme Court, they all want to move on.

Since the verdict, you and I agreed that we would not attempt to collect it and you would have Nik “stand down”. Until the Sixth Circuit matter we both kept that agreement. I want you to know that before my retirement, the management of the firm since, we have turned down cases all over the country against thedirty.

I have been made aware of the costs issue and the threats to sue issue towards Sarah. As a former attorney I don’t lose my knowledge. As such, I agree 100 percent with the Chris Roach email he sent to you when you made those threats.

The purpose of this letter as Sarah’s employer and former attorney is to ask you and Nik to please drop the Sarah Jones saga and move on.

Stating the obvious, you can ignore this request. Also stating the obvious, the law firm could stop ignoring all the lawyers and citizens who contact us every week asking for assistance and information. They offer money to pay lawyers by the hour and retainers to pursue claims.

You are free to claim big deal, but the truth is Nik is better off with us leaving him alone and Sarah is better off with Nik and you leaving her alone.



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Worst Tan Girl Is Now Worst Eyebrow Girl In Chicago

October 15, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 133

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the same girl Mary Giovingo is now the “16 People Whose Eyebrows Are Out Of Control” according to to a few blogs… Someone really needs to tell this girl to stop tanning and drawing her eyebrows on with a Sharpie!

Those are amazing.- nik



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Lez Be Honest

October 15, 2014 Red Deer, The Dirty 62

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl Kirsten is pretty much a fake just because she thinks she comes off better lying to everyone? We used to be close and she says she’s known she’s a lesbian for as long as she can remember but would rather live a lie. SHE EVEN HAS A CHILD with a guy she never wanted to be with and always had women on the side. Her GF of two years dumped her ass because she wouldn’t come out of the closet!! Sorry but your secret isn’t safe with me anymore (even though everyone in Red Deer probably knows you’re a dyke by now). Grow some balls and quit lying to make yourself look “better”.

Kirsten you need to improve your banana purchasing skills. Those don’t look ready.- nik



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The Con Man

October 15, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 19

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Pierre Legg. He is the biggest CON MAN in Chicago. This loser uses woman for SEX, tells them everything they want to hear. Even tells them that he wants to have kids with them he told me our kids would be beautiful. Mind you every girl he sleeps with he says he is single and has no kids. He lives with his Girl friend and baby. He has multiple kids that his girl friend doesn’t even know about it. I did research on him and found out he has been in jail for domestic violence (he beats woman) He lied to me about his employment. He even told me he knows the MAYOR. This fool is crazy. Ladies beware and for your girl friend please be careful. I stopped talking to him when I found out he had a family.

Did Pierre Legg penetrate you?- nik



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