THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know if you have noticed but in Newport we have been seeing a lot more people on the beach and ocean wearing their jean shorts… if you live here, you know that only broke Mexicans and White trash do that.  I was shocked to find out why after I read an article that explained how Irvine was getting ghetto and poor suburban cities have been I’ll equipped to handle the surge. In Irvine, the nonprofit Families Forward use to hand groceries to about 25 families every week; now it’s more than 160. The estimated number of poor people in Irvine rose from more than 12,000 to nearly 21,000 in a decade… it is really starting to concern me because we are all now feeling the pain.  Why did this happen?  Irvine use to be a prominent area.

Irvine has always been ghetto to me. Just because the houses look newer doesn’t mean the people inside them have class. They should have never gotten rid of the 714 area code… the 714 is the 909, but more Asian.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Angie.  She is a Hooters girl, promo model, video vixen, and now a “friend” to Virginia native singer/actor Trey Songz. Nik, did Angie hit the jackpot?  Did she meet the one that will allow her to not work and just sit back and enjoy life and be able to brag on Social Networks that she is seeing Trey Songz?

They should make babies since they share the same type of nose.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a trout and have the opportunity to spend some “quality” time with Sword Case.  But, I have a small issue.   Yes, the girl is super smoking hot and sexy, but everytime I think about her, all the old images of her pop in my head before she was hot.  I don’t know what do to, I’m afraid my Greg will not work once it comes to that because of the images in my head.  What do I do?

I think her old pictures look better than her new ones. Also, congrats to Sword Case for being in Maxim’s Hot 100.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Ericka was mad because she was posted on TheDirty about being a hooker and all that.  Well, sweetheart all the girls you hang out with are escorts, so many of us have a hard time believing you aren’t one… since all your friends are.  I hope she shuts up now.  Because we all know what AIM does for a living.

There is only one way for Porta-Potty women with body types like these to survive in Las Vegas.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I started modeling in Tattoo magazines a few years back and have always been a fan of Esther Hanuka.  The girl has like 5 or 6 kids and has this amazing ass body.  I figured she earned it through hard work and exercise but I was totally wrong.  Now that I’m as famous as she is in the Tattoo world, I got to meet her.  The girl smokes weed and eats a ton of food, I was amazed how she had that figure.  Then I was at a bar with her and mutual friends and come to find out she is a huge meth head, we partied all night and all the bro’s and bro hoes were smoking that sh*t.  So that is her secret to being skinny, she even admitted it to me.  So don’t be fooled by this drug addict.  She is fake as her relationships.

If Esther didn’t live in Riverside she wouldn’t have those stretch marks and arm paint. Typical product of her environment.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am friends with Aylen aka AIM.  Nik, she is a regular on TheDrty and she loves the fame even if its negative. She just gets upset that you don’t promote her twitter or IG page, so now she is posting more sexy nearly naked pics with water marks to gain more followers, smart or stupid move Nik?

Dear God, she gained weight over the winter.- nik