THE DIRTY ARMY: This is the biggest sl*t in the dallas ft worth, arlington texas metro plex :] she loves to party with old men :] She thinks she’s hot but this b@tch is NOT!!! She loves to talk to people’s ex boyfriends to piss them off. So get a life, and close your tuna legs.
I wish chicks would realize that UGGs went out 7 yrs ago.- nik
So I decided that the world needs to know about Tristan Michaels… every week I am going to give you an indepth look into the mind of Tristan. He works here at TheDirty.com and he knows everything about life.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Katie S. (on the right) was on here a little while back and the post were pretty negative. I just wanna stick up for her and show that she’s still a hot chick and all of Seattle is not lost… But our sports teams are.
Nope, major love handles and her inner thighs touch.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is becomming an epidemic. Our police force needs to have more pride than this. Just because some Split-Tail flashes some cleav, doesn’t mean you have to let her humiliate your profession. This is a recent photo taken circa LA…
But golf cart cops are not real Police officers.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I seen Giambi and Timberfake wearing Dirty Gear on here the other day and you said Timberfake is the only dirty celeb that can still get commented on wearing dirty gear so I got a Pic of him and Giambi in Vegas these two together equal Playbaby Central but Nik I have one question is Timberfake really SGM now please say it aint so.
What the hell is a “Playbaby”? I will leave it up to the DIRTY ARMY… Is Timberfake a legit SGM member?- nik